Paul Jackson

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems #mufc #mufcfamily #GlazersOut
@paulreddevil.bsky.social

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

This job is my worst nightmare💀

[Manchester United Forever @UtdForever7]

🚨🚨🚨🗣️ Stefan Borson [football finance expert] claims Manchester United are for sale:

“My understanding from somebody, a senior person in the game, told me that there is a PROCESS and that they are FOR SALE.”

#MUFC [@talkSPORT]

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Manchester United intend to relieve Michael Carrick of duties. #MUFC say no final decision & nothing set in stone but work undertaken on replacements + multiple sources anticipate change before Liverpool. W/ @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/E1W3QbGYx1

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

💬 “Michael Carrick cannot have his stay in the dugout lengthened any further. If Wilcox and Berrada are unwilling to make that decision, then neither is fit to hold the positions of responsibility they occupy at Old Trafford, and their continued leadership risks setting the club back years further than they likely already have.”

Read @AcademyScoop’s thoughts - written earlier today - on the current #MUFC situation ✍️

https://t.co/6Yb4Mg1Cbl

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The entire stadium ERUPTED IN CELEBRATION when Diogo Dalot was substituted, reacting as if their team had just scored a goal!

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

🚨 A NEW banner has appeared in the Stretford End at Old Trafford:

🗣️ “WE DON’T WANT A NEW STADIUM, WE WANT NEW OWNERS.”

A clear message🔴

[@NathSalt1] #MUFC

[Extreme footage @Xtremefootage]

🔴 In Saudi Arabia, a giant pendulum split in two in the middle during an amusement park disaster!

[David Ornsign @david_ornsign]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Lisandro Martínez is under formal investigation by regulatory authorities after his bizarre second yellow card and penalty concession against Chelsea triggered high-risk betting flags across international markets.
According to insider reports, European gambling monitoring agencies flagged an anomalous spike in high-stakes wagers placed on a "Martínez Red Card + Penalty Conceded" micro-market, with multiple accounts linked to a shell syndicate registered in Cyprus.

A source close to the investigation allegedly leaked:

🎙️🗣️ "The betting patterns were completely off the charts minutes before the incident. Off the record, there are private messages circulating where Martínez allegedly told an associate: 'If Manchester United aren't ready to win, I might as well make some money off it.' Authorities are now tracing the crypto-wallets tied to those foreign accounts." 🇦🇷🔴💸

[Manchester United Forever @UtdForever7]

🚨💣 SHOCKING:

Manchester United have been ranked the WORST club in Europe for transfer business over the last 5 years, losing a staggering €405M in player value!

• €186M lost on sold players
• €219M lost in squad value

Meanwhile, Man City have gained €447M. 🤯

#MUFC [@primevideosport ,@CIES_Football]

[𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒 @StretfordEndT_]

🚨🔴 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Kobbie Mainoo and Carlos Baleba have been working together at Carrington after training.

The pair are said to be building a strong understanding.

[@talk_SPORT] #MUFC

[🇺🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 MR BLUE 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 @djmth1010]

Yeah fuck that.

[United pulse🔴🔱 @Unitedpplus]

Glazer's out #Glazersout

[Anthony Boutall @anthonyboutall]

🚨 BREAKING: A UK bank chief executive has said of Healey's budget:

"Taxing the engines of growth to reduce VAT on gherkins is end-of-Rome level of stupidity"

https://t.co/QiFmZnYHGj

[Manchester United Forever @UtdForever7]

🚨I’m SO glad to see ex-players, managers exposing our owners for everyone to see. United fans have known about this for OVER A DECADE.

My question is, why stay silent all these years?

#MUFC [video @CBSSportsGolazo]

[AVM @AvmNews7]

Final destination in real world 🥶

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

🚨 As per @lauriewhitwell, people with knowledge of the situation say that the cost of dismissing Michael Carrick and hiring a replacement was a factor in sticking rather than twisting.

Insane. Absolutely insane.

#MUFC

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Best one yet

[foland (fan) @propsMCFC]

l am crying😂😭

[Serkan Tanyildizi @srkntnyldz]

İngiltere’de bir işletme sahibi, müşterilerin masa lambalarını çalmasından bıktığını söyleyerek artık lamba çalan müşterileri ifşa edeceğini açıkladı.

[Man United Media @ManUnitedMedia]

The season has only just started, and we’ve already got a CB playing at RB, an RB playing at LB, a CM playing on the left wing and a RW playing as a striker. And this c**t has the nerve to sit there shaking his head. 😡😡