Paul Jackson

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems #mufc #mufcfamily #GlazersOut
@paulreddevil.bsky.social

[André @utd_andre_]

What real premier league champions look like

[d。 @mandarthalorian]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS MASSIVE CRASH AT MONZA😭😭😭

[Essex Patriot @Essex_Patriot]

The whole of the UK agrees

[N Ecc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Neccccy]

True !!!

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

Who made this 😭😭😭😭

[Ball Zone @TheBallZoneX]

🚨 Wayne Rooney on the UCL Final: "At least they can now stop comparing 2026 Arsenal to 2008 Man United. We didnt bottle the Champions League that year."

[UtdTruthful @Utdtruthful]

🚨 𝐃𝐈𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖: Only 8 clubs have won the Champions League while being unbeaten. The ONLY team that did it twice is Manchester United. ❤️

[Fabrizio Rumanos 🇪🇸 @FabrizioRumanos]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Marcus Rashford to Barcelona, here we go! Official now by #ManchesterUnited
€35m fixed fee from Barcelona
Marcus Rashford is to sign a 3 yaer contract at FCB. 🔵🔴✈️

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

She couldn’t hold the bike… so she came up with this

[Lee Hurst @LeeHurstComic]

BREAKING NEWS

HMRC staff seen here working from home.

[Know Your Computer 💻 @ComputerrBooks]

This is so funny 😂😂😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🏅 OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes wins Premier League Playmaker of the Year Award.

21 assists delivered.

[Premier League @premierleague]

A season for the history books 📖

@manutd's Bruno Fernandes is @EASPORTSFC Player of the Season ❤️

[MBAH @Mbahdeyforyou]

Retweet to annoy our enemies 😂

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

🥇Bruno Fernandes:

✅ Most assists
✅ Most expected assists
✅ Most chances created
✅ Most open play chances created

🥈Declan Rice:

✅ Most sideways passes
✅ Most backwards passes
✅ Most free kicks without scoring a goal
✅ Most attention seeking head scans

[GIDEON MUFC @GBUnitedx]

🚨🚨🇧🇪| BREAKING: Senne Lammens has been voted the Premier League Signing of the Season by @TheAthleticFC journalists.

[Footysm ⚽️ @Footysm]

🚨💣 | 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 💰

Manchester United are now the second most valuable football club in the world, valued at around $6.5B 🏟️

They generated about $834M in revenue, making them one of the financial powerhouses of world football despite no European football.

Still the biggest commercial club in the Premier League. Still a global giant. 🥶

📊 (@Forbes / @Deloitte)

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🏅 OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes wins Premier League Player of the Season Award.

8 goals, 20 assists. 🇵🇹

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes has been voted Premier League 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 by @TheAthleticFC journalists. 🇵🇹🎖️