Paul Ryan

Born a Mets fan, die a Mets fan. Excels at mediocre golf.

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@JennSalerno310 Fatal diagnosis.

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@JennSalerno310 Damn, I missed that one.

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@JennSalerno310 Neither.

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@_nictro Wife's out of town for the weekend.

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@JennSalerno310 It'll do.

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@JennSalerno310 Since there was no clear winner, she's better off with neither of them.

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@PaigeSpiranac Wore a bucket hat for the first time last week and had the lowest score of my life. Coincidence? I think not.

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@JennSalerno310 Never say never.

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@TheOnlyEsta If he gets into Heaven, what's the point of Hell?

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@PaigeSpiranac 🤩🤩🤩

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@TheOnlyEsta Penguin reject.

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@JennSalerno310 Time for Beltran

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@TheOnlyEsta If it walks like a duck...

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@SandraRodkey A septic tank.

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@JennSalerno310 I hear Tokyo is beautiful this time of year.

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@TheOnlyEsta Navel lint.

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@TheOnlyEsta Putting everything on hold to tend to her ailing husband.

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@TheOnlyEsta Odds are he'll be at Walter Reed by then. Or on a slab.

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@TheOnlyEsta A. Knicks

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@TheOnlyEsta A dick with ears.