Paul Ryan’s $1.50 Soul

Note: not Paul Ryan’s real soul. That, presumably, is now the Devil’s. #TheResistance

[Paul Ryan’s $1.50 Soul @PaulRyansSoul1]

I am tormented that rich people pay for poor children’s health care. In our great nation this has to end! It’s time that 6 year olds learn the value and dignity of hard work. In unsafe factories.

[Paul Ryan’s $1.50 Soul @PaulRyansSoul1]

With the #coronapacolypse taking off, it’s fun to think that if my health care “plan” had gone through, 23 million fewer Americans would have health insurance now. I call myself “pro-life” because I love irony.

[Paul Ryan’s $1.50 Soul @PaulRyansSoul1]

I think President Trump is right in asking America to pay attention to his 2 minutes of comments denouncing white supremacy and not his lifetime of racism.

[Paul Ryan’s $1.50 Soul @PaulRyansSoul1]

@LindseyGrahamSC It turns out the answer is YOU and our party, you craven ass.

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

Name one sports team, university, publicly-held company, etc. that would accept a person like this as their standard bearer?

[Paul Ryan’s $1.50 Soul @PaulRyansSoul1]

Congrats, Sarah!!

Huckabee Sanders Tells Colleagues She’s Taking Temporary Post As Google CEO Before Transitioning Into Full-Time Role As Sultan Of Brunei https://t.co/XCjxQOt1yY

[Paul Ryan’s $1.50 Soul @PaulRyansSoul1]

Tax cuts for the rich are more important than saving babies.

[Paul Ryan’s $1.50 Soul @PaulRyansSoul1]

I love the ‘we can embrace Trump yet not acknowledge how much he contradicts everything we say we stand for’ vibe. As a fan of hypocrisy and shamelessness, I admire Franklin.

[Franklin Graham @Franklin_Graham]

God is our Creator & the maker of the universe. He is present everywhere; He is not limited to churches or temples. The root of the issue is that many politicians don’t want God in any part of their politics or our country’s business because His standards condemn their sins. 3/3

[Paul Ryan’s $1.50 Soul @PaulRyansSoul1]

At this point I think evangelicals might like Trump even better if he’d paid off MORE than two porn stars. #Pleasespankmestormy #Trumphushmoney #StormyDaniels

[Paul Ryan’s $1.50 Soul @PaulRyansSoul1]

The @GOP trajectory results in them nominating, by 2032, someone named “Adolf Mussolini.”

[Paul Ryan’s $1.50 Soul @PaulRyansSoul1]

Given the rapidity of the @GOP descent into paranoia, fantasy and authoritarianism, I give Democrats 8 years before they look back on Trump as “not so bad.”

[Paul Ryan’s $1.50 Soul @PaulRyansSoul1]

I love being tweeted at by right-wingers who either see me as a RINO or as sympathic to a crazy conspiracy theory 👇. I’m a SATIRICAL account mocking Paul Ryan and his utter lying hypocrisy, people!

[Paul Ryan’s $1.50 Soul @PaulRyansSoul1]

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[Paul Ryan’s $1.50 Soul @PaulRyansSoul1]

@JamesMacNeil18 If only I were as worthy as McCain! I’m actually a much bigger loser, but thanks!

[Paul Ryan’s $1.50 Soul @PaulRyansSoul1]

Conservatives before Mueller handed over his report: “This is such an expensive and long investigation! What’s the real story here?”
Conservatives after a 4 page letter from Barr: “No collusion you say? Okay, I’m good; don’t need to see the report.”
#BarrLetter

[Paul Ryan’s $1.50 Soul @PaulRyansSoul1]

There is no god. For two years I’ve prayed for Mueller to indict Don Jr and Jared. Then nothing. No pictures of them led away in handcuffs? Really? #MuellerFriday #MuellerReport

[Paul Ryan’s $1.50 Soul @PaulRyansSoul1]

I honestly think the most prescient part of Michael Cohen’s testimony was when he predicted that Trump won’t give up power when he loses in 2020. Mitch and McCarthy won’t stand up to him when he says the election was a sham and refuses to step down. #CohenTestimony

[Paul Ryan’s $1.50 Soul @PaulRyansSoul1]

Remember when I tweeted about that secretary that’d get an extra $1.50 a month because of my deficit-exploding tax cut? I just signed a lobbying contract that gets me an extra $1.50 each third of a SECOND. Hell yeah. #Influencepeddling

[Paul Ryan’s $1.50 Soul @PaulRyansSoul1]

Do evangelicals support Trump more because of his racism, or his sexism? Asking for a friend....

[Paul Ryan’s $1.50 Soul @PaulRyansSoul1]

Do you have that annoying friend on Facebook who still posts pro-Trump memes? If so, just comment with a question about whether he loves Trump more than Stormy did when she was blowing him.
#ImpeachmentNow

[Paul Ryan’s $1.50 Soul @PaulRyansSoul1]

Even if Trump were smart, he still couldn’t have kept track of all the crimes he’s committed over the past two years. So that’s a problem....

[Paul Ryan’s $1.50 Soul @PaulRyansSoul1]

While it’s sweet that Trump and Kim Jong Un “fell in love,” I oppose homosexuality and Mr. Trump should be jailed. Immediately. #OttoWarmbier #JailTrumpNow