Paul Ryckert

Thousands of followers for no apparent reason, other than being minimally involved in bringing Dan Ryckert in to the world. (I'm sorry)

[Paul Ryckert @PaulRyckert]

@DanRyckert has talked me into many stupid things over the years so it's no surprise that he's convinced me to open a Cameo account. I can't imagine why you would, but if you'd like to get a Cameo from me look me up! https://t.co/OfS8Um0evO

[Paul Ryckert @PaulRyckert]

I found a Gus Fring tree.

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

graphic saved the ball boy from disaster

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Why am I laughing at this? 😭

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

A Chicago Bulls hoodie
makes Kilmar Garcia a gang member
the same way a shiny gold cross
makes Karoline Leavitt a Christian.

[Paul Ryckert @PaulRyckert]

I never looked like this at any age. Must've been the alcohol.

[Paul Ryckert @PaulRyckert]

@TomiLahren Weekend Update anchors.

[Paul Ryckert @PaulRyckert]

It's weird how only Democratic presidents have control over gas prices.

[Paul Ryckert @PaulRyckert]

I was gonna make an omelet, but I decided to wait until next week when eggs will be practically free. That, and I don't know how to make omelets.

[Paul Ryckert @PaulRyckert]

The lady behind me in line at the grocery store today commented on how much I saved. This high will take awhile to come down from.
#couponsrule

[The Lucha Joe @TheLuchaJoe]

Mickey Rourke with the most metal interview ever.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

No one should tell Donald Trump that Harris once worked as an alligator wrestler.

[History Calendar @historycalendar]

Jimmy Carter is now too old to play with Legos 🧱

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

RIP Pete Rose

[Paul Ryckert @PaulRyckert]

@giantbomb @Tolkoto @DanRyckert BEES?!?! (In my Gob Bluth voice)

[phil @philipjonathn]

This election is essentially:

America’s Fun Aunt and America’s Fun Dad

vs.

A Convicted Felon and Your Weird Cousin

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

If Kamala raises any more money Melania will marry her

[Paul Ryckert @PaulRyckert]

My daughter got married yesterday. She completely ignored the family tradition of getting married in a fast food restaurant.

[Paul Ryckert @PaulRyckert]

@LoungerLoun1 @DanRyckert I'm sure she'd be thrilled.