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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

[IandrewDiceClay @IANdrewDiceClay]

Harry Enfield's funniest creation. Norbert Smith - A Life. I dont know if it's been repeated much since it aired.

[Skint Eastwood @Skint_Eastwood1]

😂 Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse Brilliant Parody Of Dragons Den

Ken and Brian enter the Dragon’s Den pitching “Me Can’t Believe It’s Not Custard” in thick Jamaican patois:

“It not custard… but it taste a little bit like it!”

The dragons go full chaos:

One hits them with: “I really like your crap product and I’ll give you money.”

Another: “I love you because I’m not racist and I’ll give you more money.”

The next one tops it: “I’m even less racist than all of them so I’ll give you as much money as you want… for no stake at all!”

All the dragons are in… until the last one leans in with the killer question:

“Are you really black?”

Ken and Brian certainly hadn’t anticipated this question.

Then everything falls apart instantly 🤣

The impressions of the Dragons 👌🏻

[Sharron Davies HoL MBE @sharrond62]

Please play to your kids, and those so wrapped up in bashing Britain they can’t see the wood for the trees 🇬🇧

[Scatts @PaulScatts]

I’ve just watch the footage on GB News!!! Hang your heads in fucking shame @HantsPolice it’s disgusting!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

#RiPHenryNowak

[Epik Spor Anları #WC2026 @epicsp0ranIari]

Futbol bir sanatsa, bu çocuğun yaptığı da Mona Lisa. 🔥

[Jonny Cooper @JRCooper26]

James Milner retiring means 2026-27 will be the first English top-flight season since 1956-57 that will not feature a single player who played under Sir Bobby Robson.

[Scatts @PaulScatts]

@mattletiss7 When Soccer Saturday was worth watching 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Esther McVey @EstherMcVey1]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Nicola Sturgeon has updated her pronouns to him/not me.

[MP𖤐 @MagicalPep]

🚨 Jamie Carragher Slams Arsenal After Final Defeat to PSG

🗣️: "That might be the worst performance I've ever seen in a Champions League final. Honestly, Arsenal played like Getafe for 120 minutes. Ninety minutes of sitting deep, thirty more minutes of sitting even deeper.

I kept waiting for them to show some ambition, some courage, but the plan seemed obvious: survive, survive, survive and hope David Raya wins the penalty shootout.

This is the Champions League final, not a relegation battle. You can't spend two hours defending your own box and expect people to praise it as tactical genius.

Mikel Arteta got it completely wrong. PSG looked like they wanted to win the trophy; Arsenal looked like they were trying not to lose it. If your entire game plan is to get to penalties because you've got a good goalkeeper, you've already handed control of the final to the opposition.

For me, that's one of the poorest final performances this competition has ever seen."

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Release the footage, you evil bastards!

[#F 🇬🇧 @wzxwel]

To the dear Derby County fans

The latest updates indicate that talks between English club Derby County and Saudi businessman Turki Al-Sheikh regarding a highly likely investment deal are still at an advanced stage and are awaiting regulatory approval, under the supervision of the independent football regulator, the EFL (English Football League) 🇸🇦🐏

His Excellency Turki Al-Sheikh, Advisor to the President, held a direct dialogue with club owner David Close to secure financial acceptance and recognition of the club's use of funds. This comes at a time when the club is seeking funding from its partners and aiming to compete strongly for promotion to the English Premier League. Derby County finished their last season, 2025/26, in eighth place in the Championship, just four points away from a playoff spot. The club is officially and fundamentally using these funds to secure the necessary financing for signing contracts and securing its participation in the English Premier League 📊

- If the deal goes through, God willing,

it will be a major step for His Excellency Advisor Turki Al-Sheikh in sports investment and a truly successful choice of a club like Derby County ✅

Dear Ramz fans, I will bring you the latest updates ⚪️⚫️

@Turki_alalshikh

#dcfc

[Scatts @PaulScatts]

@elonmusk @PolitlcsUK @benhabib6 What makes me sick is that if some white guy had jumped in and battered them all, to save those poor women, they would have been banged up for years and called racist! It’s so fucking wrong, it makes my blood boil!!

[Scatts @PaulScatts]

@PolitlcsUK It’s fucking pathetic.

[Scatts @PaulScatts]

@LukeTheNuke180 Keep strong champ, keep smashing it and remember….. fuck em all 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼❤️🙏🏻

[TURKI ALALSHIKH @Turki_alalshikh]

😎

[Talking Bottom @talkingbottom]

“I’m Rik f*cking Mayall. Don’t f*ck me about, ask me an interesting f*cking question… if the camera is shaking it’s probably because he’s masturbating.”

[Dominic Dietrich @domjdietrich]

As per the Times and Telegraph - Derby County reportedly taking big steps forward with Turki Alalshikh over a potential investment deal and with independent regulator now. Have approached the club for comment and they’re saying nothing at this point. #DCFC

[GammonGazette @GammonGazette]

So, let me get this straight, after decades of global warming, we've matched a temperature that happened 82 years ago.....

[Scatts @PaulScatts]

Wow…. https://t.co/oxaFyWvhl7