Paul Silburn

I write ads. Sorry.

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@Denney_rich @uncommon_LDN This got me wondering when was the last time you did a proper pure poster? I think it was 2008 for me. Too long. Posters used to great #ProperPurePoster

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@grahamlithgow Those extra 20,000 policemen could easily pick the dog shit as they patrol

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🎤 Gory, gory, Tottenham Hotspur...#Mourinho

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Loving the new hair style 😂

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I’m sure #PrinceAndew will claim he was enjoying some foreign food in Wagamama in Kingston upon Thames on the day of the alleged racial slur.

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Stand by for an announcement from Boris Johnson that he has no recollection of a sexual relationship with Jennifer Arcuri and that he was, in fact, at pizza express in Woking for the entire four years.

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@BorisJohnson It certainly is amazing. It’s amazing that you can get away with the lies, the cover ups, and the misuse of public office.

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If only Prince Andrew had an army of advisors available to warn him that his friend was a convicted paedophile.

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Any anti perspirant brands thinking of signing Prince Andrew as their brand ambassador?

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Jennifer Arcuri, who complains that Boris Johnson cast her aside “like a one night stand “, should have switched to Prince Andrew, who is “too honourable “ to stop a compromising relationship.

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@NickDillam His manager told him to “just lamp it”.

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Prince Andrew wasn’t “too honourable” to have sex with under age girls though.

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Waiting to hear the party leaders election plans to scrap Prince Andrew. #GE2019

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@BorisJohnson You must realise now just how much you and your party are hated by ordinary people

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@damocrat The slippery, fat, eel.

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@BorisJohnson Anyone reading your constant tweets about improving Britain could be forgiven for thinking the Conservative party has been in opposition for the past ten years. You’ve had plenty of time to back the nhs, police, schools and high streets and you’ve failed miserably

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@RosieDuffield1 It’s a shame there’s no Brexit candidate to split the Tory vote. Jo Swinson is doing nothing to help remainders in Canterbury. Good luck Rosie. I’m voting for you (again) but not for your party leader.

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@BorisJohnson @EnvAgency This flooding only started after you mentioned ditches.

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@jessphillips His people skills are on a par with his mopping up skills. How on earth does he manage to persuade all those women to have affairs with him?