Paul Simber Ⓥ

If you care about animals, ask yourself:
why do you eat them?
#EndSpeciesism

Author of many many underrated tweets.

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@davidicke What if WW1 never actually ended...

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Does anyone make winter waterproof socks without using merino wool?
Dexshell used to.

@veganuary
#cycling #walking #socks #vegan #plantbased

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You didn't let them fool you with covid.
You didn't let them fool you over #ULEZ /15 minute cities

You're not letting them fool with adding #Bovaer to milk.

Yet, you have let them fool you into drinking "cows" milk!

Not quite as awake as you think are you...

#ArlaBoycott

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Grown adults everywhere crying over cows breastmilk!

Get weaned.

Cows milk is only for calves.

Not for human consumption.

#ArlaBoycott #ArlaAdditives #Arla #milk #Dairy #cows #cowfarts

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@davidicke being offended is a choice.

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@RealAlexJones My favourite planet is satire.

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@davidicke I hear you David, on though the other hand though,yes, go ahead and arm a nation that has been ridiculed and pissed on, see what happens...

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@davidicke He didn't win.

Selected, not elected.

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@TheFlatEartherr Button Moon was more convincing.

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@davidicke Florida: closed for maintenance whilst we change the scenery.

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@_tvam If any tickets become available, give me a shout please.

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@davidicke Don't worry about, it's just a simulation...

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@davidicke My favourite planet is satire.

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How many times in one year are you allowed to watch all three series of Yonderland?

#yonderland

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@MartinDaubney Two wings of the same bird.

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@RocketRecording @GnodGnetwerk @GoldenLionTod must have been, they were fantastic!

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What songs did @GnodGnetwerk start and finish with @GoldenLionTod gig last night?

@RocketRecording

Thanks.

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@BGatesIsaPyscho Do the pilots* who fly these planes live in a different world where the consequences of their actions is of no concern for them...

*same goes for everyone one else involved, from those funding it right through to those who load up the planes.

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Actually road name:
Blackstone Edge Rd B6138
You won't miss the leak.

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@YWHelp Hi there, are you aware of the leak on the Cragg Vale road?
Was leaking in Friday, worse Sunday. This is the last cluster of houses before opening out to the moors. Previous works right at this spot ment the road being closed.