Chris.k

Sarcastic Humanist. Religion who needs it.🎓3 grandchildren, Celtic. All opinions my own. poker, and cooking. sarcasm is a big part of my life.🙄

[Chris.k @PaulSimone12]

Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers where shit at singing islands in the stream.

[chas newkey-burden @allthatchas]

Retweet with your most controversial music opinion...

[Chris.k @PaulSimone12]

@DanielOConnel18 😂😂😂😂 that’s how I never noticed 🙄 whit am I like 😉😂😂

[Chris.k @PaulSimone12]

@Johnbhoy674 I’m gonnae ask the question,I know I shouldn’t, but why do you hate her John, don’t get me wrong mate I’m no lover of the woman, but hate mate, imo a bit strong 🤷‍♂️

[Chris.k @PaulSimone12]

@clibeanna It’s ridiculous Hugh how they’ve put people in this position, I agree with everything you’re saying, but you know there’s gonnae be pricks 😡🤨

[Chris.k @PaulSimone12]

Goodnight everyone, I better go to bed before I get a ban😂🍺 probably wake up tomorrow to find, you account has been suspended,please take down the offending tweet,and we’ll let you back in 12 hours 🖕 naw ye won’t bc I’ll no be back 🤨

[Chris.k @PaulSimone12]

@tierney_tyre 😂😂😂it’s true mate, I’ll actually send the polis the address they can find me and my family 👍 I’ll tell ye something,they better come team handed😂😂

[Chris.k @PaulSimone12]

@salemmohalesh75 Brilliant, we used to ply on the close landing, neighbour’s were a pain in the arse😂😂

[Chris.k @PaulSimone12]

@Aiden1967_ Point to the strip they’re wearing, that should do it 🤷‍♂️

[Chris.k @PaulSimone12]

Have you ever heard so much bullshit in one video 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

UPenn transgender swimmer Lia Thomas says it's completely fair to compete against women:

"Everybody is able to compete in the category they’re most comfortable with unless there’s a proven unfair advantage that they have."

[Caroline McAllister @CallieMac009]

Why are the governing party wilfully misrepresenting people’s concerns?
Why are the GP misleading parents & our young into believing this census is anonymous?
Why did the chair of TIE tell folk anal sex is acceptable form of contraception?
Why has MH no clue re. Safeguarding?😳

[Chris.k @PaulSimone12]

@darrenpthomson @DaveComms @claire_lawrieee @HLineEventsUK @MilestoneEvent5 @ATomlinson95 @Kenny_Millar Get well soon pal 👍💪

[Denise Welch @RealDeniseWelch]

How is @michaelgove allowed to come on tv, tell us that there is news frightening enough to justify tighter restrictions that will ruin peoples lives and not tell us what that news is & where it came from!! These emergency powers have got to removed from these hypocrites!!!

[Chris.k @PaulSimone12]

@lanamacgabhann The moons a balloon,by David Niven 🤷‍♂️

[Chris.k @PaulSimone12]

@SkyNews Away and throw shite at the moon, ya fuckwit, I’m getting banned tonight,aren’t I 😂😂

[Chris.k @PaulSimone12]

@MadMentalTim @NicosBarGlasgow Fuck them👍

[Chris.k @PaulSimone12]

@JohnSCOTSman70 There’s been a murder 😂👌

[Native Red Cloud🪶Maȟpíya Lúta~Hińhan Wakangli⚡️🦉 @Native3rd]

"During a time certain stones knew and spoke your name,
they would be placed in your medicine pouch.

These ancestor stones became your guide because
they were here first even before life and
possess a very ancient knowledge.

We just forgot how to listen!"

-Native American

[RT @RT_com]

A tough day for Jussie Smollett defenders

[Rose of Dawn @Rose_Of_Dawn]

Reminder that not only are they bringing in more restrictions as more people are receiving *booster jabs*, but this is being brought in over a variant that as of yet hasn’t caused a single death worldwide.