Paul Smith

Pensioner with 3 GCE O levels. Clean driving licence. Satisfactory CRB check. Not ambitious but willing to try new things. #oafc

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

Please! Is there nobody who can make this virtue-signalling bollocks stop?
Why does he think we give a monkey’s what he thinks?
He has zero qualifications/knowledge to opine on such matters.
He’s ‘sorry’ the world is not a better place than it is. With that sort of penetrating philosophical insight an Oxbridge professorship must surely beckon, toute suite.
He’s just reading a vacuous script his wife wrote for him.
If we had a whip round couldn’t we pay for them to stay in Montecito? I’d contribute.

[Paul Smith @PaulSmi9]

I scored 71% in the 'What club do these 21 former Oldham Athletic players ply their trade at now?' quiz https://t.co/Mq9siaQKkq

[Paul Smith @PaulSmi9]

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[Paul Smith @PaulSmi9]

Are well known authors paid for writing blurb on covers? Just read Richard Osman's 'Thursday Murder Club' and although amusingly written, I could not make sense of ending.

[Paul Smith @PaulSmi9]

I have 6 wins and 0 places on @itv7 – where do you place? https://t.co/kqlPIk0CSX #ITV7

[Paul Smith @PaulSmi9]

The Singapore Grip - Episode 2 https://t.co/2UvaK7vX8p via @itvhub

[Paul Smith @PaulSmi9]

Where the Isle of Wight goes, Britain follows!!!

[Paul Smith @PaulSmi9]

Who on earth new there is a Rural Crime News Network?

[Rory Cellan-Jones @ruskin147]

This is going to be historic footage

[Paul Smith @PaulSmi9]

https://t.co/Eohi1c7bjx One of my favourite jockey's in the sixties, Brian Connorton, has died. RIP

[Paul Smith @PaulSmi9]

Brexit is to blame for all this lack of pre-planning for coronavirus. Politicians were so bothered about getting it through, they forgot everything else.

[Paul Smith @PaulSmi9]

Dominic Raab looks like he was doing a fair bit of sunbathing yesterday.

[Coleen Rooney @ColeenRoo]

This has been a burden in my life for a few years now and finally I have got to the bottom of it......

[Paul Smith @PaulSmi9]

I've made my @Footie5Official predictions for this week's games - think you know better? https://t.co/MxXN9Ihs8d #Footie5

[Paul Smith @PaulSmi9]

Play Candy Crush Soda Saga with me! --> https://t.co/vpns5wyPuh #CandyCrushSoda

[Adrian Sherling @sherls]

Did everyone just spot Jeremy Corbyn shutting his wife in the porch when he left his house this morning?

[Swindon Town Football Club @Official_STFC]

The Gaffer's take on today's draw.

#STFC 🔴 https://t.co/jJNzR6u3QP

[Les Dennis @LesDennis]

My kids made me this.

[Paul Smith @PaulSmi9]

Check out my selections in the #Lucky7 competition below: https://t.co/I3ZIJrJPdN