Paul Stacey

Life's not a dress rehearsal. Make the most of it.

[Paul Stacey @PaulStacey]

@richardajkeys Calm down Hairy Knucks, we all know what your fun entails, you sexist piglet.

[Max and Paddy Quotes @maxandpaddyline]

STEAK
LIVER
BEEF
KIDNEY
LIVER
CHOPS
PORK
LIVER
A TERRINE OF CHIPS
AND 2 - COUNT EM 2 - FRIED EGGS
£3.50 THE LOT!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

BREAKING: Moisés Caicedo to Chelsea, here we go! Agreement reached and sealed right now — it’s gonna British record transfer fee 🚨🔵🇪🇨 #CFC

£115m fee plus sell-on clause included for Brighton.

Medical tests, booked.

Caicedo will sign until June 2031 with option until 2032.

[Paul Stacey @PaulStacey]

@richardajkeys Shanter! Go shave your knuckles Richard, you hairy Bastard.

[Paul Stacey @PaulStacey]

@richardajkeys @qatarairways @britishairways You ok hun?

[Paul Stacey @PaulStacey]

@OxCityFC @Soph_150 Any good for you?

[Guillem Balague @GuillemBalague]

There are plenty of people getting in with no tickets. Shambles and dangerous

[Paul Stacey @PaulStacey]

@deanocfc87 Lovely 🤣🤣🤣💙

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

I wish Abramovich had bought Arsenal. #cash #winner #fan

[Andy ⭐️⭐️ @ajf01923]

“embarrassed themselves”
https://t.co/9QRWMi5V0o

[Paul Stacey @PaulStacey]

Chill out hairy knucks

[Richard Keys @richardajkeys]

Really @GaryLineker ? Wow. Is sex trafficking and rape ok to joke about now? Not that the joke is even funny. If I’d made this crass remark I wonder what the reaction would’ve been? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️. As you know - I don’t work for RT.

[Paul Stacey @PaulStacey]

You ok hun?

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Imagine celebrating being called ‘Club World Cup Champions’ when nobody knows what that tournament is & you’re not even the best club in your own city? Embarrassing.

[Chesterfield FC @ChesterfieldFC]

A massive thanks to @ChelseaFC for the way they looked after us today 👏

From the moment we walked into the stadium, we were given everything we needed and more. They were absolutely top class and we are so thankful for everything! 🙌🙏

What a day for everyone! 💭 #Spireites

[Paul Stacey @PaulStacey]

@richardajkeys You ok hun?

[Thomas Skinner ⚒ @iamtomskinner]

Is no one gonna say anything about this OMRICON B being an Anagram of NO CRIMBO 😂🙈🎅

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

If you really want to know what I think: get vaccinated. It’s not a government plot. Governments can’t even mend pot holes.

[Paul Stacey @PaulStacey]

@KP24 @AlexScott So was Jimmy Saville

[Paul Stacey @PaulStacey]

@john_bevir You there JB? I thought you was a rugby man? 😉

[Paul Stacey @PaulStacey]

@MattHancock Fancy coming to @Butlins Bognor for the 90s big weekender in September for @joe_guild stag do ? There’s a spare place going and I thought of you. Text me if interested mate.

[Paul Stacey @PaulStacey]

@SkyBet Next Permanent Fulham manager odds please #requestabet