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[Paul Stredder @PaulStredder]

@howardskendolls I'd say let the coaches and experts be the judge

[Charles Stevenson @charles_stevo]

Richarlison situation is an odd one.

Played agreed to join blues if clubs could “reach agreement” but once Ndiaye told Spurs he wanted City the plug was pulled on the deal.

He could hold out a few months and then have his pick of clubs. Both parties blame each other.

[Benj @Benjwinst]

45 million. Wow.

[Scousericey @scousericey]

Would you have him back blues?

[Paul Stredder @PaulStredder]

@elob1878 Not a chance

[Paul Stredder @PaulStredder]

@dylanmcc1878 Love a bit of Charlie

[Paul Stredder @PaulStredder]

@stelarge1602 Well-done mate

[90s Football @90sfootball]

This Paul Gascoigne story about having a day off at Italia '90 is absolutely brilliant 🤣

"On one of our days off we went down to the beach to sunbathe. David Platt had joined the squad and ever since we arrived hadn't stopped going on about Doug Eliis, the Aston Villa owner and Platty's boss.

It was all, 'Doug Ellis has the best yacht. Doug Ellis is going to do this. Doug Ellis is going to do that. Doug Ellis had installed the best pitch. Doug Ellis has flown to the moon.'

By lunchtime we'd had a few drinks, although we shouldn't have, and I decided it was time to take the p***.

There was a big-ass yacht anchored about three hundred yards off the beach and when I saw it I shouted, 'Ooh look, Dougie and his boat.'

I started to swim out to it and a few of the lads followed, mainly because I said they would probably have loads of drink on board.

As we got nearer I was calling out, 'Oh Dougie. Oh Dougie. Where are you? Just then a bloke peered over the side. 'Hello Paul.' F*** me, it was Doug Ellis.

About eight of us clambered on board, including Gary Lineker's missus. We must have got through about thirty bottles of champagne and all of his food.

It was brilliant. At one point I leapt on Mrs Lineker for a laugh and we both tumbled over the side and into the ocean. Fortunately she saw the funny side, but I'm not sure Gary did.

By the time we had to leave I was smashed. We were swimming back and I was about a hundred yards from shore when I began to get tired. I decided the best thing to do was take a deep breath, dive to the seabed, give myself a moment to relax, then push up and swim back as fast as I could."Yeah I know, not the smartest decision I've made, but I was p****d.

As I was coming back up I must have got turned around because after resurfacing and swimming hard I looked up expecting to see the shore but discovered I was heading in the wrong direction.

I was beginning to struggle and I panicked a bit. It was quite frightening. I started to wave my hands in the air and luckily enough a little dinghy with an outboard motor turned up.

It was Gary Lineker and another bloke. 'Get in you daft b*****d,' he said.

When I looked up it was Nigel Kennedy, the violinist. 'Give us a tune then, Nige,' I said. 'Handel's Water Music?' he laughed. I didn't have a clue what he was on about."

[Paul Stredder @PaulStredder]

@EllisBolton2 That price for a full team

[Paul Stredder @PaulStredder]

@haylsob @travobrien1 Well done trav 👊🏻

[Paul Stredder @PaulStredder]

@EllisBolton2 @MccolganDylan @palmer1878 @m4xw2512 Looking rough there lads

[Paul Stredder @PaulStredder]

@AfcShaftes @EasthamRColts Coys

[Paul Stredder @PaulStredder]

@dylanmcc1878 @EllisBolton2 Fingers crossed need a big win enjoy lads coyb

[Paul Stredder @PaulStredder]

@premierleague @JPickford1 @Everton Top man Jordan

[Paul Stredder @PaulStredder]

So today we travel to Stockport in the cheshire Cup and and away with a massive win on pens ever dependable Sam Shannon with the wining pen, mom got to be massive massey stand in keeper saving two pens great performance from the full team loving that winning feeling

[Paul Stredder @PaulStredder]

@AfcShaftes @fc_barcode Long overdue win against a very spirited barcode and just like buses you wait for ever for one then two come along 2 goals each for trav and Andre and one from mom luke rollings loving the winning feeling💙💛

[Paul Stredder @PaulStredder]

@AfcShaftes @FcWoodchurch Cows arse banjo comes to mind about this game keep the faith lads much needed win will come Ryan mom playing out of position but proving how to play the game , shout out to Woodchurch rovers keeper couple of fantastic saves

[Paul Stredder @PaulStredder]

@AfcShaftes @WirralRadioFC Game of missed chances for us need to get back to basics and start getting goals to win these matches , on top for long enough old guard getting the plaudits today trod and Ryan sticking to their jobs Ryan just getting it for mom

[Paul Stredder @PaulStredder]

@AfcShaftes plenty of effort this weeks game against premiere league opposition to organised and clinical for us good game for fin in center mid gives him mom

[Paul Stredder @PaulStredder]

@AfcShaftes fortune favours the brave which we certainly where today fantastic game for skipper Kyle and Dylan forming a great pairing at the back as are luke and trav but can't pick anyone but taz mom 3 brilliant penalty saves to see us through *coys*