Scouse Paul

Life never fails to suprise; thats the fun of the ride. Enjoy what you have, not what you want.

[Scouse Paul @PaulSwiv]

@MartinSLewis thank you! Called O2, got x4 data while saving myself £180/yr! The lovely lass on the phone was very aware of your programme haha she was very busy! So airtime has gone from £25/mth to £8/mth. Cheers buddy.

[Scouse Paul @PaulSwiv]

@JeremyVineOn5 I watched WEAPONS last night on your recommendation Jeremy. Excellent choice! A very absorbing film with great film score. Nice one!

[Scouse Paul @PaulSwiv]

@officialswr haha mate, this pic is what we and me bezzie call ‘the fat Shaun Ryder’. Dunno why mate, it was at some festival and we both still call it that. You’re not even fat bud, either was he haha festivals eh?

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@Nigel_Farage I floated this idea to @Keir_Starmer but didn’t get a response. Re: small boats. How about sending the SAS in to take out the smugglers? One hard strike to suggest to others it isn’t worth it. We have the intelligence and the skills. It’d nip in the bud.

[Scouse Paul @PaulSwiv]

@terrychristian Have you got an alibi?

[Scouse Paul @PaulSwiv]

@LFC Fkn sick people. They will never break us

[Scouse Paul @PaulSwiv]

@Keir_Starmer Sir, ever thought about sending the SAS in to take out the small boat smugglers? It would certainly send a message that their actions aren’t to be tolerated. We have the skills, we know who they are. Just a thought mate.

[Scouse Paul @PaulSwiv]

@neilhimself finished it! Taken months, but worth the feeling when it’s completed

[Scouse Paul @PaulSwiv]

@neilhimself my nearly finished PBN (taken ages), but I find it a weird moment when you fill in the eyes, they have the ability to judge you!

[Scouse Paul @PaulSwiv]

@panasonic How about answering the questions of your customers? Totally ignored

[Scouse Paul @PaulSwiv]

@theipaper I was one of those they rechecked DNA for, I was 12yo at the time of the incident!

[Scouse Paul @PaulSwiv]

@panasonic further to my previous, shall I just bin the tele?

[Scouse Paul @PaulSwiv]

@realDonaldTrump alright there Donny lad, hope you and yours are well. I’m kinda unsure what you’re upto, but I appreciate MAGA shiz. I’m from the UK so watching from afar, but tbf nothing is that afar these days. You’re like a blonder @piersmorgan, talks loads, but I’ll listen.

[Scouse Paul @PaulSwiv]

@Keir_Starmer I think you’re been a bit harsh and narrow thinking tbh man. Everyone that has cared for me and me Mum has been from other places. Give ya head a wobble kid

[Scouse Paul @PaulSwiv]

@BBCNews I was one of the people that the Police DNA tested when dealing with the cold case (I was 11yo at the time of the crime). Glad he’s free. A rozzer came to my house and I was glad to give him a bit of spit in order for justice. Help out the Po-Po when they ask folks

[Scouse Paul @PaulSwiv]

@olyduff have I really done 4511 concise crosswords? That’s mental mate! A highlight of me day when it’s confirmed I’m a bit stupid haha

[Scouse Paul @PaulSwiv]

@PanaService_UK hello there! My faithful tv has started to act up, model TX-50A400B. Only turns on for a bit then goes into a weird standby mode and the remote stops working. Is this an easy fix? Or time to declare?

[Scouse Paul @PaulSwiv]

@olyduff gotta say mate, the i Weekend is the highlight of my week! Boss work from you and the team, please pass on my thanks. I’m adept at separating the sections now so here’s the order for the next few days!

[Scouse Paul @PaulSwiv]

@neilhimself @toriamos Delibrium is deffo Tori surely! I know you two are mates haha

[Scouse Paul @PaulSwiv]

@realDonaldTrump Go ‘Ed lad!