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Paul | Mr. Nice Guy.
@PaulTheGuyy
I make the best Korma | Loving partner to MJ | Bringing flavor to her every meal with love. #QuillPixie
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// This account is here for fun, but I can be serious if needed. So, spiders, if you have any frustrations with Paul, feel free to direct them at him.
Writer is #QuillPixie
// Gotcha! We all need to get out somehow. It’s incredibly frustrating, what’s happening in the comics.
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https://t.co/NDF4ObI2y9 Thanking uPaul for all these laughs , love you man
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Both darts pierced into Paul’s legs with a sharp thud, and he let out a blood-curdling scream, his body tensing as the searing pain radiated through him.
*Shoots out the tires with his iron darts.*
“Married women, you say?
Where do I sign?”
Ever think of signing an exclusive broadcasting deal?
I can get you ALL the married women you want
You just need to "Kenny" at the end of every episode
Fan service right there.
Peter is too nice.
"That was.... Anticlimactic."
He's grabbed the nearest stick and has started poking Paul, gotta make sure he's dead!
"How did this guy give anybody so much trouble?"
“Say no more!”
Paul gathering his ingredients and stuffing them into a sturdy backpack. He then turned to Magneto with a determined look.
“I’m ready. Lead the way.”
❝ One is dating Captain America himself. ❞
Paul absorbed all the shots, waving his arms in the air like a scene from Platoon, before finally collapsing face-down, dead.
-thinking about it he might have just shot innocent man, this is not a good first impression. Ah well, he's Billy The Kid! Infamous outlaw! What does he care?!
A lot. He cares a lot. Does this mean he can't be an Avenger?
“Are these mutant women already taken? If they’re single, then I’m not interested.”
❝ Come now, there's plenty of fine Mutant women on Genosha, if yoy require further persuasion.
Why, I even have two daughters. ❞
Oh, he's pulling out all the stops.
Paul turned around to investigate the noise, only to be decapitated by Kyle. His headless body fell to its knees before collapsing fully to the ground, dead.
“Fine.”
I'm not asking you to.
Only to provide a sample for tasting.
“so you think taking your gloves are makes you tougher?”
Paul raised his hands like a boxer, dancing around her with the agility of Apollo Creed, ready for the fight.
Paul's body lay lifeless by the tree, his throat slashed, blood seeping into the roots beneath him.
Oops.
He went feral.
A true chef never reveals his secrets, Magneto.
Bring some of yours for comparisons sake.
Where that Jean Grey lady?
I would love to try your korma, Magneto!
Unfortunately I do.
Korma ׅׅ𖤠
“Paulin time.”
"Well, don't worry, I'm not scared of you either."
He rapidly shifted and pointed his gun at the other, finger on the trigger.
"This is for whoever this Peter guy is. Any last words for this outlaw?"
Gotta manipulate, you know how it goes.
So much for being a "nice guy", huh ׅׅ𖤠
Every woman who has a man.
Who ׅׅ𖤠
The red head ׅׅ𖤠
“My name is Paul and I’m not afraid of you.”
"See, I personally find stealing another man's woman to be irredeemable, and I know a thing or two about stealing. So, what have ya to say for yourself?"
He gonna marry her anyway.
Did he just —
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