Paul Hammond (Saint_Paul01)

Aspiring Chef, avid musician, cigar enthusiast, and shower beer advocate

[Paul Hammond (Saint_Paul01) @PaulTheWall13]

“These mother fuckers think they the shit, they aint even farted yet”
-Big Joe

[Paul Hammond (Saint_Paul01) @PaulTheWall13]

@BrunodiazGaming What timeline are we in bro? 🤯😂💀

[Paul Hammond (Saint_Paul01) @PaulTheWall13]

Work emails that start with “hey team” just upset me immediately

[Paul Hammond (Saint_Paul01) @PaulTheWall13]

Ive always been an iPhone user and never really had any complaints but the only thing I wish they would overhaul is the fucking way you organize your apps and widgets, its fucking infuriating sometimes. Thats all i got for now.

[Paul Hammond (Saint_Paul01) @PaulTheWall13]

@BrunodiazGaming Happy new year Bruno! 🍻

[Paul Hammond (Saint_Paul01) @PaulTheWall13]

Exactly what I would expect from someone driving a fuckin jeep gladiator

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

People will do anything to avoid admitting they’re wrong

[Paul Hammond (Saint_Paul01) @PaulTheWall13]

@BrunodiazGaming Unbelievable. Man was the voice behind so many precious childhood memories. Rest in peace king 👑

[Paul Hammond (Saint_Paul01) @PaulTheWall13]

@Dennis_E_Taylor The fact that I naturally read it in my head in Ray Porters voice, i cant wait

[Paul Hammond (Saint_Paul01) @PaulTheWall13]

@LaurenPopple1D Big pet peeve of mine. When i schedule someone at 8am thats not for them to get settled in and start working by 8:20.

[Paul Hammond (Saint_Paul01) @PaulTheWall13]

@BrunodiazGaming 🔥🔥🔥

[Paul Hammond (Saint_Paul01) @PaulTheWall13]

I feel like the modern day equivalent of “you should never meet your heroes” is “you should never follow your heroes on here”

[Paul Hammond (Saint_Paul01) @PaulTheWall13]

@BrunodiazGaming Got to meet Arturo Fuente jr once at a shop in Ybor city florida!

[Paul Hammond (Saint_Paul01) @PaulTheWall13]

@goodpoopduck

[Bengalorian @thebengalorian]

Me in the third quarter of every Bengals game after my 14th beer and 5th cheese coney…

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

A true great man. Great dad. Great actor. Great athlete. So much fun to be around always. Smart as hell. Loyal as hell. Funny as hell. Loved his sons more than anything. What a guy!! Everyone loved him. My wife and I had the best times with him every time we saw him. Love to his entire family and Carl will always be known as a true legend.

[B Dunk @BDunk975]

Zay Flowers is an idiot

[Paul Hammond (Saint_Paul01) @PaulTheWall13]

@shivermevembers Says someone whos never been past the point of physical and or social exhaustion lol

[Paul Hammond (Saint_Paul01) @PaulTheWall13]

I can barely multi task as it is, so its extremely helpful when people stand in my office to engage in one way conversations with me while i try to compose an email. especially when they keep saying "ya know?" forcing you to respond

[Paul Hammond (Saint_Paul01) @PaulTheWall13]

@LaurenPopple1D Have you tried warming it? My opinion on cheeses Feta and Brie is i only enjoy it warm lol kinda tones down the tangy-ness and brightens the more subtle flavors

[Paul Hammond (Saint_Paul01) @PaulTheWall13]

if you ever need somebody to talk to, just try to listen to an audiobook you're super into and everybody in the vicinity will suddenly have something to talk to you about. every time. for good measure put both earbuds in, that makes it all the more clear your available to talk

[SanCastle Air @SancastleAir]

@adrianstone @JeremyClarkson I'll just park this here.