Paul Weis 81

Single dad to three beautiful girls. Go Broncos.

[Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22]

If I don't have fun, I'm blaming you, Wang Chung.

[Rick Aaron @RickAaron]

Lose followers now! Ask me how!

[Erik B @erikbransteen]

Court ruling: People sharing Netflix passwords are committing a crime.
OK.
But you still can use their password when they're in jail, right?

[@[email protected] @GreeGreeHoist]

I'm rebranding. From now on, I'm calling it "lurking" and not "sitting on my ass"

[Scruffy @UnimpressedWU]

I can avoid making this weird, awkward or gross but not all three. Pick two.