Paul Bridges

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@DaveTFlynn That cheese triangle is the ultimate show of disrespect to one half of that crisp partnership.

“Cheese, Onion and I have been talking and…well…it’s just not working out anymore.

It’s not you, it’s me. I just like things a bit….harder.”

Country’s gone mad.

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@Nicola_Meighan @BBCRadioScot @GrantStottOnAir @joskyn100 @AllanMayStewart @captheatres Re: Ray Parker Jr’s Ghostbusters - how about the song it got accused of plagiarising in a lawsuit: I Want A New Drug by Huey Lewis and The News.

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@govindajeggy That don’t oppress me much.

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@macarthurboyd All the graphics you’d expect.

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@macarthurboyd Miss you too champ.

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Eh, @rossisacoolguy - just checking you’re awrite…..

[Scotland's Stories - Graeme @StoryScotland]

Is this the creepiest mask you've ever seen? It's probably the creepiest thing I've ever posted, made from fabric, leather and human hair...

You can find this in the National Museum of Scotland and it was owned by outlawed minister Alexander Peden.

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On this week's instalment:

Happy <undisclosed> birthday to smelly boy aficionado and best laugher on radio @ashleystorrie

Long may we continue to wheeze up the airwaves together with not a fuckity fuck given.

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@ashleystorrie

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I'm not saying that @ashleystorrie and I featuring Brendan Fraser on Hollywood Swingers 'swung' the Oscar his way.....but it probably did.

You can listen to us take credit for others' achievements here on BBC Sounds: https://t.co/vDkJmmb4ne

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@ashleystorrie The laughter is the glue that binds it all together #bestlaugheronRadioScotland

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Hey @ashleystorrie - with the great Ken Bruce now leaving Radio 2, I wonder if they need another Scottish person to fill the quota (and perhaps a certain silent producer can ride the coattails)?

#popmaster #radio2 #networkhollywoodswingers

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Rain resistance is futile.

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@macarthurboyd He’d lik tae skelp yer wee bom.

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@ashleystorrie Only if your murder then draws the attention of other crime podcasters looking for the next story, who are then all investigating the case but getting on John Nettles wick.

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@ashleystorrie Has to be Bergerac for all those sweet Jersey tax breaks.

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@ErikfromSweden1 @ashleystorrie @ashleysshow He’s my tenderoni.

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@daveychorr You’ve never lived until you experience one.

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@Gadface I'll be honest, I just wanted to brag about the wotsits and beans. Had to put something else from my real life just to seem humble. No-one likes an outright winner.

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I lost my job this week but I did just get two cans of beans and 6 packets of wotsits free in my online shop.

So, on balance, I think I’m up this week. #karma #thecosmicballetcontinues

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@actualjohn Cheers John. Beyond the initial hassle, I'm hoping it'll turn out to be a big positive.