Paul Duffen

Saviour of Hull City. Delighted with new role as City's Football Consultant, recognising my historic achievement of winning promotion to the Premier League.

[Paul Duffen @Paul_Duffen]

#hcafc have had nothing good out of Old Trafford since the slap up dinner the Glazers bought me, Phil and Russ at the Lowry after the 4-3.

[Paul Duffen @Paul_Duffen]

I like Warren G but I've never heard of this Joyce bloke. Assam says he's some sort of #hcafc hero. Unlikely - Me and Phil didn't sign him.

[Paul Duffen @Paul_Duffen]

Today's day for Nigel to go to #lcfc. Made agreement. I've said they can take him, with Chester and Koren, and I'll throw in Rosenior #hcafc

[Paul Duffen @Paul_Duffen]

Now I'll make a formal approach to Joe Kinnear. He did a great job at #nufc and stops journalists asking too many questions. Perfect #hcafc

[Paul Duffen @Paul_Duffen]

Looks like I'll get my way and #hcafc will finally be shot of Nigel. Told Assem to let him go without compo. We're a fair and honest club.

[Paul Duffen @Paul_Duffen]

Sven's been on phone again. Wants to do the whole #lcfc #hcafc job-swap thing. He's pricey. Might offer Carly in her old role to smooth deal

[Paul Duffen @Paul_Duffen]

Especially when I've got Sonko and Ledley King lined up as #hcafc's new defensive rocks. Solid, dependable, experienced. Perfect combo.

[Paul Duffen @Paul_Duffen]

Been in talks about Pearson's departure all day. Trying to convince him to take Chester and Hobbs with him. #hcafc don't need their sort.

[Paul Duffen @Paul_Duffen]

“@neillcfc: @Paul_Duffen you think Pearson will go” >>> He will if I've got anything to do with it... #hcafc

[Paul Duffen @Paul_Duffen]

@AndyCrom I've a few targets Andy - there's a lad called 'Neymar' I'm looking at in Brazil. I reckon we could get him to #hcafc for £10mil.

[Paul Duffen @Paul_Duffen]

I've had the #lcfc chairman on the phone. He's offering £1m compensation for Nigel. I've told him #hcafc won't take a penny over 20 quid.

[Paul Duffen @Paul_Duffen]

@JamesJohnohull I brought #hcafc more glitz and glamour than it had ever seen. Martin Fish wouldn't have got you a win at the Emirates.

[Paul Duffen @Paul_Duffen]

Second group arrived. Looked like @JoeDudgeon and @Cameron7Stewart in fancy dress. Picked 'trick' and told them how I signed Sonko at #hcafc

[Paul Duffen @Paul_Duffen]

Trick or treat kids have been at the electric front gates. I picked 'treat' and gave them Assem's #hcafc card details through the intercom.

[Paul Duffen @Paul_Duffen]

I told him to wait for an offer of £250m but he blew it with AP return #hcafc “@thekempton: At PL height TURNED DOWN offer of £90m for club”

[Paul Duffen @Paul_Duffen]

RB was a clown.Should have left me to run things properly “@thekempton: Russell Bartlett lost between £5m-£15m in his involvement in #hcafc.

[Paul Duffen @Paul_Duffen]

Just seen Jimmy's super solo effort for #itfc. What a star. Shame #hcafc couldn't see the value in keeping him. He's badly missed. Eh, what?

[Paul Duffen @Paul_Duffen]

All well and good Pearson telling @PJBuckingham #hcafc were a "basket case", but he didn't point out it was a golden Harrods luxury hamper.

[Paul Duffen @Paul_Duffen]

“@Zonal_Marking: Are there any realistic contenders for the Ballon D'Or other than Messi?” >>> Jimmy Bullard?#itfc #hcafc

[Paul Duffen @Paul_Duffen]

Just imagine, Sven as #hcafc manager, me as chairman. Recipe for success on and off the field. We'll be the new Ridsdale and O'Leary. Heroes