Paul Lander

Professional Comedy Writer/Producer. If it requires a noun, a verb and laughter I've done it. Won a few awards to give my Mom stuff to talk about with family.

[Paul Lander @paul_lander]

New Not Coming this Fall vid drop from Pretty Damn Sketchy YouTube channel. Hurry! You’re gonna want seconds.

https://t.co/JeOvXdyFpQ

[Paul Lander @paul_lander]

Thank ya Humor Outcasts for reprinting my column: Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/2/26 https://t.co/PmPZnNvMSE

[Paul Lander @paul_lander]

New Not Coming this Fall vid drop from Pretty Damn Sketchy YouTube channel. Hurry! You’re gonna want seconds.

https://t.co/JeOvXdyFpQ

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

“You have the white nationalists”

[Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem]

Translation: I JUST announced it. Nobody else.

[Paul Lander @paul_lander]

Thank ya Humor Outcasts for reprinting my column: Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/2/26 https://t.co/PmPZnNvMSE

[Norman Ornstein @NormOrnstein]

Chuck Grassley is a disgrace to the Senate. Eric Schmitt is a disgrace to humanity.

[Weekly Humorist @WeeklyHumorist]

Marc Jacobs Daisy Wet Dream #PerversePerfumes  @paul_lander

[Larry Sabato @LarrySabato]

Hegseth thinks he’s Patton but he’s closer to the crazy general in “Dr. Strangelove”.

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Crotch by Couch #PerversePerfumes  @paul_lander

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Chanel No. 69 #PerversePerfumes  @paul_lander

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Yves St. Laurent Opium Den #PerversePerfumes  @paul_lander

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Calvin Klein Obsession with Your Ex #PerversePerfumes  @paul_lander

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Jimmy Screw #PerversePerfumes  @paul_lander

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Why did @seanhannity delete this?

[Paul Lander @paul_lander]

Thank ya Humor Outcasts for featuring Pretty Damn Sketchy’s latest Not Coming this Fall vid drop

https://t.co/vonu9NUbcm

[Paul Lander @paul_lander]

Click, read, subscribe, chugalug sangria. This is really funny and readable.
@MikeReissWriter

[Paul Lander @paul_lander]

Thank ya Humor Outcasts for featuring Pretty Damn Sketchy’s latest Not Coming this Fall vid drop

https://t.co/vonu9NUbcm

[Paul Lander @paul_lander]

Click, read, subscribe, chugalug sangria. This is really funny and readable.
@MikeReissWriter

[Mike Reiss @MikeReissWriter]

The pleasures of day-drinking (8 a.m.) in today's Substack "One Bottle After Another":
https://t.co/KoVb8t4Txd

[Mike Reiss @MikeReissWriter]

The pleasures of day-drinking (8 a.m.) in today's Substack "One Bottle After Another":
https://t.co/KoVb8t4Txd

[Angry Fleas @AngryFleas]

@IFlippedTheChip https://t.co/c1RUZ95j2k