Paul Surridge

Dad, Husband, Management Consultant and Football Coach. Support Spurs. Personal views only...

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@Hej441John @Orangeman5175 @JohnCleese

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If there was ever an argument against offshoring customer service, both @VodafoneUK and @virginmedia are it. Can't deal with the most basic of issues!

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@talkSPORT "Again, I've worked too hard for people to conclude that because you're not seeing me on screen, I'm not good enough - that's not true." No, it's because I have seen you on screen I've concluded you're not good enough!

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What if Luther in Mission: Impossible is Marcellus Wallace from Pulp Fiction? The briefcase in Pulp Fiction contains the 5D drive that captures the Entity in Dead Reckoning! The ultimate cinematic universe crossover?! #PulpFiction #MissionImpossible #VingRhames #DeadReckoning

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🏆🔢 Watch the Quarter-Final draw LIVE! 📺

#EFL | #CarabaoCup https://t.co/tLMjJNSjnX

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Bloody obvious they were going to pick Brogan's after judges spend 5 mins justifying why it doesn't actually look like Layton! #paoty #personamyass

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Can't wait for the @TeamGB entry in the Olympics #breakdancing

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@Rowetta @DTHB_ @UtilitaArenaCDF Looking forward to it ❤️

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@FrankWarren @nick_ball97 Definitely, not sure what fight two of the judges were watching, clearly not this one!

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@BoxingKingdom14 How? Ball clearly won that!

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@David_Cameron @theresa_may She was also bloody useless!

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Finding out Facebook is down and I haven't been hacked! #facebookdown

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@BoxingKingdom14 Absolute bullshit. Mayer won that 7-3, 6-4 at worst. #JonasMayer

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7-3 Mayer, not sure what the commentators were watching. #JonasMayer

BTW, surely @SkySportsBoxing can afford more than one camera?

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@EbanieBridges 5-3 Mayer #JonasMayer

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@BBCSport No Joey Barton on the shortlist?

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About to get paintings ranging from Twiggy to Vanessa Feltz

#PAOTY

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Pictures of a giraffe, Frank Bruno and a floating pair of legs, worst 3 selected. Judges clearly on LSD #paoty

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@BoxingKingdom14 You had Tommy winning every round until the third and he clearly won 2 of the last 3, so how the fuck have you got KSI winning????

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@BoxingKingdom14 KSI arguably up yet you also said Tommy won every round????