Paula

moo dang

[micheal @godsb0y]

being too busy at work to play on my phone

[cometinthesky @comet5inthe5ky]

Thank you papa ❤️

[The Broletariat @Scholf_A_Loaf]

One of these is about the ironic tragedy of dating from the age(s) of 19-23 and the other is the ironic comedy of dating in your mid-late 20’s

[EllyDeyLaBigBlue (1-1)(#SELLTHETEAMBOB)(1-0) @SmallBall1442]

Decided I'm going to get delusional again.

[Paula @Paula420_]

Movie marathon anyone?

[Paula @Paula420_]

Told my coworkers that I used to take tums for fun/the taste and randomly everyone laughed 🚬

[Paula @Paula420_]

Sorry I am live tweeting my Spotify playlist rn

[Paula @Paula420_]

I’m the man who can NOT BE moved 😔 cuz if you wake up and find that your missing me

[Paula @Paula420_]

Sue me I want to be wanted

[Paula @Paula420_]

https://t.co/QNuL1Vnd6g

[Paula @Paula420_]

https://t.co/NqatyGcexm

[📋 @foehah]

me when i get low iron and start seeing spots

[Paula @Paula420_]

@Moan_Of_Arc Noooooooooooo

[Paula @Paula420_]

@Moan_Of_Arc No cuz I really felt this

[Paula @Paula420_]

Hey

[Maggie @maggiemoda]

Men hate Sabrina Carpenter and love Sydney Sweeney.

Women hate Sydney Sweeney and love Sabrina Carpenter.

[Paula @Paula420_]

I’ll admit it, I love acting like I’m 75 years old

[Paula @Paula420_]

Sometimes I wish I could read minds