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[▪ @PaulaInKansas]

this long-distance dedication goes out to my darlin' - who looks perfecto tonight! (again!) (as always!) 🥰

(and he, too, crosses his arms behind his back...) 🥹

[▪ @PaulaInKansas]

we're baaaaack. 🤤

trivia of the day: without looking it up, do you know the health benefits of black pepper? (2 points)

bonus point: how much black pepper should we try to consume daily?

[▪ @PaulaInKansas]

thank you, Guy who invented cheese! #thinkingoutsidethebox!

i love 🧀! 😋 #yum

(the delicious cheeses - not the gross ones that smell like dirty 🧦 and/or taste like 🤮.)

#extracheese #lotsacheese #morecheeseplease #🧀🧀

#didispyaplumberscrack?! 🧐🫣😳 #haha

[▪ @PaulaInKansas]

ready for a new 👂🪱?

today's lesson is brought to you by Akram (lip syncing) - he's 16 years old and such a character! 🤪

[song by Levelz UP]

[Triplets Ghetto Kids @ghettokidstfug]

How do you Say "How are you" in Language?
Comment below⬇️
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We say "Oli otya" in Luganda! #inspireghettokids #ghettokids #dance #makinglifebetterthroughdance

[▪ @PaulaInKansas]

same song, second verse. 😐 #donatingplasma #yay

[▪ @PaulaInKansas]

😕

[▪ @PaulaInKansas]

take a number, they said. (or, what izz... a friendly greeting from a dearly departed, Alex?) #haha 😌 #inthequeue

[▪ @PaulaInKansas]

and one of the absolute!👏 greatest!👏 series!👏 OF ALL TIME playing all day here on @AMC_TV. #MemorialDay

do you know what it is?

[▪ @PaulaInKansas]

we're baaaaack. 🤤

[▪ @PaulaInKansas]

oh, this is nothing new, btw. my other brother passed July 2023. (did i tell you?🤔) so it's been almost three years. i'm getting used to it. #fyi

[▪ @PaulaInKansas]

"recited" - yes, past tense.

because all of my family is gone. 😭 both parents and four older siblings. #sad #RIP

(all of my grandparents passed when i was a child.)

it's just you and me now, @twitter. you're the only fam i got left. 😞

[▪ @PaulaInKansas]

and if you're such a 👶 that you didn't realize that i just plagiarized that line, it's from one of my family's fave commercials that we often recited to each other... 🙂 #alkaseltzer 🥃

[▪ @PaulaInKansas]

i can't believe i ate that whoooole thing. 😏

(the bacon is for my critters.) 🐕‍🦺🐕🐈‍⬛🐈

[▪ @PaulaInKansas]

LOLOLOL!!! i know AI can't make a calendar page but is THIS for real??!? #hahahaa 🤪🤣

["Guru Larry" Bundy Jr @LarryBundyJr]

An automated A.I. WWE news channel on YouTube tries to pronounce "WWE" as a word and ends up going insane!🤣

[▪ @PaulaInKansas]

the works! 🤤 #worksforme 😋
#yummyinmytummy

wish you were here! 😘

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

That time Kyle Busch saw one of his fans wearing his hat while driving

RIP to a legend

[▪ @PaulaInKansas]

welp. let's just say it's a good thing i don't suffer from epistaxis. 😆

... and that's all i have to say about that. 😐

nighty-night, tweeps! 😴

[▪ @PaulaInKansas]

hey! maybe i should start a GoFundMe page!

"Help @PaulaInKansas Get to Her Happy Place Without Making Her Four Furbabies Starve to DEATH" 😢

how's that sound?! 🤓👍❓

surely that would tug at at least a few people's heartstrings, right? 😇

[▪ @PaulaInKansas]

actually, it's not that long of a story but it's a story i'd rather not go into.

i'm actually shocked i've even said this much! 😱

i'm not really one to discuss my problems/struggles, especially with a bunch of strangers online!

(and by "a bunch" i mean BOTH of you. haha.) 😝

[▪ @PaulaInKansas]

of course, normally this would not be an issue (or, i guess i should say, has not been an issue in the past) but my financial situation changed drastically a couple years ago (it's a long story) and (for the first time in my life) i'm now literally living paycheck-to-paycheck. ☹️