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BREAKING: CRITICAL HIT! Democratic Senate candidate Angie Nixon publicly DEMOLISHES JD Vance after he said she “doesn’t belong in America” and should “get the hell out!”
What a slam-dunk…
Vice President JD Vance was deployed to Florida today in a desperate effort to rally Republicans for the midterms, where he gave an awful speech.
Speaking with his characteristic complete lack of charisma and reeking of desperation, Vance yelled that “when Angie Nixon calls herself a socialist, I think the right response is to say, then get the hell out of here, you don't belong in America.”
Nixon wasted no time in taking to Twitter to fire back at Vance in a scathing takedown of the weak, sad little man.
“I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home,” wrote Nixon.
“The most ordinary man imaginable came to my home state to tell me to ‘get out of America’ while they enjoyed the comfort of buildings my ancestors built. Imagine standing on the shoulders of the ppl who built this country & then telling their descendants they don’t belong here!”
“Wanting lower property insurance & healthcare for families isn't un-American; it’s what working people deserve. They can take their tech-bro cash and their weird, intrusive agenda somewhere else, because I'm not going any damn place.”
“I don’t go high when they go low. I get LOUD. Because the soul and humanity of this country are at stake.”
What a beautiful response to a heinously ugly man, both inside and out.
Nobody has any right to tell any American to “get out” of the country just for having different ideas – it goes against the founding principles of this nation and the Constitution that Vance supposedly is upholding.
We’ll show him when Angie Nixon wins this November!