Paul de Gelder

Internationally Renowned Speaker - TV Presenter - Army & Navy Veteran - Double Amputee - Actor - Author of ‘No Time for Fear’, ‘Uncaged’ & ‘Shark’

[Paul de Gelder @PauldeGelder]

How can i get to 3 plates?

[Paul de Gelder @PauldeGelder]

Don’t waste your money. The product isn’t accurate and they fight you on the refund.

[HumeHealth @myhumehealth]

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Finally, a scale that makes sense.

[Paul de Gelder @PauldeGelder]

Tim Tams 0 out of 100 for health safety. Great work Arnotts.

[AJganetti #WWG1WGA @AJganetti]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE @ArnottsBikkies POISONING PEOPLE WITH PARASITES? GO WOKE GO BROKE! CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT COMING I BET

[Paul de Gelder @PauldeGelder]

@AlboMP Traitor

[Ryan Dally @Ryandally08]

BREAKING: Anthony Albanese just blew another $60 MILLION Australian taxpayer dollars on a foreign war that has absolutely nothing to do with Australia.

This brings the total tally to a staggering $1.9 BILLION that Albanese has handed over to Ukraine, completely against the will of the Australian people struggling with the cost of living at home.

Our hard earned money is not meant to fund overseas conflicts. Securing Ukraine is the European Union's responsibility, not ours.

Instead of putting Australians first, the PM is busy signing long term security agreements, joining naval coalitions, and praising foreign leaders while domestic priorities get ignored.

When is enough, enough with this man?

Stop sending our billions overseas, that is Australian money meant for Australia!

[Paul de Gelder @PauldeGelder]

Corporates and event planers - can you please help me settle a debate?
Where do you find your event speakers?

[Paul de Gelder @PauldeGelder]

@jk_rowling Crikey!! Is that your boat in the marina? What a lady 😳

[Paul de Gelder @PauldeGelder]

Probably the best movie line ever. ‘You’re so drunk you’re probably seeing double’ val Kilmer. ‘Well i got two guns, one for each of ya’
What’s the movie? No cheating!

[Shark Week @SharkWeek]

Tonight's lineup is absolute shark cinema 🦈🤩

#SharkWeek continues at 8P on Discovery!

8P: Jurassic Sharks 🦖
9P: Jaws vs. Orca 🫍
10P: Chum Island: Catching a Killer 🏝️

[Shark Week @SharkWeek]

Paul, watch out! 🫣 #SharkWeek

[Shark Week @SharkWeek]

Good call, Paul. Back to the boat, please! 🚤 🙏 #SharkWeek

[Shark Geek @sharkg33k]

Our Twitch community helped me come up with some unique rules for this year's @SharkWeek Drinking Game 🤣

Let me know in the comments if you think we missed any good ones! 🦈

#shark #sharks #sharkweek

[Paul de Gelder @PauldeGelder]

https://t.co/VXBQHd39Em

[Paul de Gelder @PauldeGelder]

Do servers purposely wait for you to have a full mouth to ask how everything is?
This is an undeniable pattern.

[Paul de Gelder @PauldeGelder]

What a POS thing to post. Mocking a young woman for her looks because she’s on screen and doesn’t fit your personal preference. Be ashamed that you, a grown ass man, is publicly doing what we try and teach kids not to do. Be better asshole.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

The box office doesn’t care about
hype.

It only counts tickets sold.

Should have went with Sydney Sweeney.

[Paul de Gelder @PauldeGelder]

And not a single person complains at the bar.
But try to stop election fraud and certain people lose their damn minds.

[Paul de Gelder @PauldeGelder]

Check out Paul de Gelder's video! #TikTok https://t.co/LCK3ZB5uwL

[Paul de Gelder @PauldeGelder]

Its nearly that time!! 😱

[Paul de Gelder @PauldeGelder]

I’m going to miss the show at Bondi of an evening.

[Paul de Gelder @PauldeGelder]

Would you step up to this challenge?

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Donkeys are the most beautiful, companionable and gentle souls on earth. But every year 6 million are stolen, slaughtered and skinned for fake Chinese medicine. Some people are stupid cunts.