Nairobi

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[Nairobi @Pauldixty69]

~Don't shoot a film,,shoot a series,,a film requires a star~

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

It was great meeting with the talented folks who’ll be working at the Obama Presidential Center. We're excited to welcome everybody here soon!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

SpaceX was less than 10 people back then. We didn’t even have office furniture.

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Fare ya Thika to Nairobi is probably 150-200 Bob.

Bus mzima hawangelipia huyo mtoi hiyo fare?

[Former Jedi Master @muya_gichigi]

Man China has made electronics affordable for third worlders. I never thought I'd see the day when washing machines, laptops, big fridges/freezers & oven cookers could be affordable. When only big brands used to make this stuff you needed to sell your soul in Kenya to afford one.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

RIP THE SCRIPT @Nike

#Ad

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The U.S. now plans to rely on its domestic Ebola treatment centres after its Kenya quarantine facility plan was blocked by the High Court.

[Kipchumba. @KibandaScholar]

Landlord ashawahi nitext WhatsApp ati amejaribu kutuma pesa za hosi na limit imefika, ati nimuwekee 15k atanirefund asubuhi. Mimi nikamuwekea 5k juu huwa nalipa rent nusu nusu. Kesho yake akapost status: "my account was hacked but i have successfully recovered it.”

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Hoje é dia deles ❤️❤️ O Pai ama-vos muito!

[Nairobi @Pauldixty69]

@StephanieXAUUSD Btw come to think of it ,,, so there is totally no girl anaezamake it solo thats why mnasema private investor n mbaba

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Kenyans are never beating lack of chance allegations .mtu anapatikana na 250m za ufisadi mnaanza kusuggest ways of how angezificha wengine mnauliza mbona sitting room yake inakaa ivo na TCL badala angebuy Sony haha.

[ALERT254 @MotoMushene]

Kenneth Toroitich Kiplabat was brutally murdered and his Mercedes-Benz GLE dumped in Nakuru- He had just bought the guzzler.

The deceased was selling laptops

[𝔦𝔦𝔪𝔵𝔠𝔥𝔵𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔢🇰🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩 @ellespiracy]

Twitter user: "my sister got suspended for breaking into the staffroom and eating teacher's bread......my dad brought a crate of eggs daily for 5days"
Another user: "I know your family, you don't have sisters...it was you"

Me:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Lilian Lenana @wakilimstaafu]

Simba coach iliwahi Haribika tukitoka Busia 2015 ikabidi watueke kwa simba ingine hapo kericho Alafu wakatupea crate za soda tukalie. Bus ilikuwa inachapa brakes tunasonga na crates zetu hadi kwa dere kumgotea. Worst trip of my life

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Uzuri wa hii serekali haibagui inafinya kila mtu ,Leo watu wa gulf wamepata ujumbe wa rurnunu. They should supply the uae banks with their kra pins 🤣🤣🤣.

[Nairobi @Pauldixty69]

@254_roy38068 @abcofficial4 Umemweka sio😂😂😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Enrique Riquelme: “If I win the elections, I will bring to Real Madrid a superstar manager. The biggest manager you can imagine”.

“José Mourinho is not our manager. We will get the one all Real Madrid fans really want”.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨📈 Florentino Pérez: “Real Madrid is worth €10B now. When I arrived, they couldn’t pay half of the salaries to the players…”.

[FLY🇧🇷🇸🇳 @gtfudan]

niggas wanakuita ukate na baddies unapata washaanika story zako zote wasupa ni kucheka tu on your arrival😂😂wanakutoa kwa game mapema ufocus na pombe tu😭

[ʀ¡ᴄᴋʏ @guylikericky]

Someone who lives in Kitengela and works in the CBD just got home, tired and angry. They spent 100 on a bike from home to stage, 170 to CBD, 100 for breakfast, 150 for lunch or inamad, 170 back to Kitengela and another 100 back home. No wonder they mean business when protesting

[KYK 🇰🇪 @KijanayaKabras]

Paul Njuguna, a retired technical manager at the Agricultural Development Corporation, invested Ksh 16 million in 2019 to set up Elgon Pine, a refined oil and animal feed plant in Eldoret. At its peak, the plant processed 90 tonnes of canola, sunflower, and soya annually, with capacity for 300 tonnes. Njuguna contracted about 100 farmers who supplied raw materials, while he also farmed 10 acres himself.
The business also produced poultry feeds and soap from crop by-products.

The venture collapsed after Kenya Power slapped him with a Ksh 400,000 bill in August 2021, compared to his usual monthly bill of about Ksh 30,000. Njuguna disputed it as an error and filed a complaint, but Kenya Power claimed underbilling and refused to adjust. When he failed to pay, Kenya Power disconnected electricity to both his plant and home. Though EPRA ruled in his favour and ordered reconnection, the power was never restored, forcing him to shut down operations.

The shutdown affected the entire value chain - contracted farmers, suppliers, and employees - all of whom lost income. Njuguna now questions whether the disconnection was deliberate sabotage and why Kenya does little to protect small industrial ventures. His case has raised concerns about how utility billing errors and slow dispute resolution can destroy promising local businesses and the livelihoods tied to them.