🛸Paula🥀

maybe one day, hopefully

[🛸Paula🥀 @Paulers39]

Yeah because HPV is spread like butter on toast. No one discloses when they’re carrying the virus and don’t care when they’re asymptomatic.

[KRGV CHANNEL 5 NEWS @krgv]

UTRGV study finds the Valley has the highest rate of cervical cancer in the U.S.
https://t.co/UPhf17iSi5

[🛸Paula🥀 @Paulers39]

Man if you are going straight and there’s no one in the left lane FUCK YOU GET OUT OF THE RIGHT LANE STUPID

[Cash App @CashApp]

Bitcoin Piggybank Instruction Manual. Listen, it's fine if you have a piggy bank. Separately, you only need $1 to invest in bitcoin. Use your linked card or Cash balance and buy with any amount.

[🛸Paula🥀 @Paulers39]

This is how life is hitting me rnnnn

[INSANE CLIPS @INSANECLIPS26]

If this was me I would never leave my house again

[🛸Paula🥀 @Paulers39]

How tf did I let you in again and let you make me look stupid again? I should tattoo PENDEJA across my forehead fr

[🛸Paula🥀 @Paulers39]

My bad luck will never leave me. I need to get a 4 leaf clover tattooed on my ass or something

[🛸Paula🥀 @Paulers39]

I fucking hate Valley drivers. The rain didn’t make the traffic lights stop working you dumb fucks. Running red light for a little bit of water? Get off the road

[🛸Paula🥀 @Paulers39]

“Is he serving life in prison?”
“Who”
“Aaron Hernandez”
“???? He’s dead. For like years”
“What?”
DUDE HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW

[🛸Paula🥀 @Paulers39]

@Galletiaaa RIP your dancing dreams

[🛸Paula🥀 @Paulers39]

@majonunezz 💖💖

[🛸Paula🥀 @Paulers39]

It fr makes me laugh how a year ago I was in the shittiest moments of my life, like actually so fucking awful and now I’m just chillin. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Alexia Nicole 💕 @Galletiaaa]

“Don’t worry my parents have a lot of money we are gonna bail you out, you’re not even gonna touch County.”

*Stays 1 night at Alton PD & 2 Night at Hidalgo County 💀* #FreemyhomieJoseph

[🛸Paula🥀 @Paulers39]

@Galletiaaa Okaaaau 5 months ago lol

[🛸Paula🥀 @Paulers39]

@Galletiaaa That’s truuuuuue

[🛸Paula🥀 @Paulers39]

Whoever stole my card info, I hope you get herpes.

[🛸Paula🥀 @Paulers39]

I hate when I wait too long to wash my hair, I’d rather be asleep rn my god

[🛸Paula🥀 @Paulers39]

@EarliestByrd Yes! Idk if it’s just me but I dislike when the main POV is a woman/feminine voice and the narrator can’t adjust their voice enough for the Male/Masc. voices. Like it doesn’t flow and it’s so hard to finish it. Either have different narrator’s or don’t adjust your voice at all.