Paulina Phillips, MD

Transplant Hepatologist @UWHealth @UW_GIHep. Mom. Runner. Gamer. Introvert. #WomenInMedicine

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@mattjbrunner

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@mattjbrunner Nothing "random" about it. I've seen you in real life. I get it, TSA. I get it.

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@mattjbrunner

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@GawrysSteve Oh, be serious (b cereus before anyone comes @ me 😆 )!

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@ClementLeeMD Hepatology (me) is there in white 😂

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@mattjbrunner Checks out.

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Link in Park ⚔️

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@mattjbrunner @MurrayBainerMD

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@MurrayBainerMD @mattjbrunner Zoolander:

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@mattjbrunner

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@mattjbrunner No joke, when I left the theater I told my friends genuinely angrily that I would never get those ~2 hours of my life back.

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@mattjbrunner

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"You know you live in the Midwest when..." #midwest #crazyweather

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@mattjbrunner @MurrayBainerMD @doc_on_the_run You forgot “Harbinger of Hepatitis,” you bloody peasant!

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@linkinpark

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@lucky_acpc WHERE IS BAROLD????

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Elderly male patient (EMP): “I don’t have a vagina.”
Me: “…”
EMP: “I don’t understand why else my yeast would be high.”
Me: “Sir, it’s your AST that’s elevated, NOT yeAST.”

Some #hepatology clinic days are better than others. Today was one of those days.

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@mattjbrunner Me. My natural volume is so audible you’ll develop tinnitus after we share a few short pleasantries.

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