Agotch Wrangler

General opinion.

[Agotch Wrangler @Paulmaluki]

@elizax650 Your goose is cooked

[Agotch Wrangler @Paulmaluki]

@BrianOpangao I am doing extremely fine

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

I missed my flight in Nairobi once because of traffic on Mombasa Road.
Like fully missed it. I got to the airport sweaty, exhausted, dragging my suitcase like it personally betrayed me.
I already knew there was no chance, but I still ran to the counter hoping for mercy.
The woman checked her screen, looked at me, then said, “You were the last passenger.”
I laughed a little because what else do you do at that point?
Then she lowered her voice and said, “The plane is still on the ground.”
Next thing I know this airport employee is SPEED WALKING me through the terminal like we’re in an action movie.
Security waved me through, another worker grabbed my carry-on to help me run, and I’m apologizing to literally everyone while fighting for my life.
I got to the gate completely out of breath.
The guy scanning boarding passes looked at me and said, “Eh, Nairobi traffic. We understand.”
People on the plane actually clapped when I walked in looking half dead.
I have never respected airport workers more in my life. Big up to them.

[Rigathi Gachagua @rigathi]

This evening, I have dispatched Senator John Methu, Hon. Kanini Keega and benga maestro Samuel Muchoki alias Samidoh to London ahead of my visit.

They will prepare and coordinate my visit to the United Kingdom shortly with our diaspora community in London.

Our party, DCP PARTY, remains firmly committed to engaging the diaspora community as part of the broad stakeholders and Kenyans; their views, as espoused in our philosophy will inform our blueprint ahead of August 10th 2027 General Elections.

[Agotch Wrangler @Paulmaluki]

@Safaricom_Care kindly consider checking a DM i send and revert

[Agotch Wrangler @Paulmaluki]

@Safaricom_Care check my DM

[Agotch Wrangler @Paulmaluki]

@ericomondi_ Weka kativui hapo

[Agotch Wrangler @Paulmaluki]

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[Agotch Wrangler @Paulmaluki]

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[AI with MERLIN @Weeleey6]

Walai retweets hazifiki, ni watu wanafika mamae😮‍💨🔥

[Esegbona Luis @esegbonaluis]

🚨Breaking News 😳💔💔

Kim Kardashian has opened up, calling Kanye West the cr@ziest person she has ever known — and the stories are WILD 🤦‍♂️🔥

She revealed that Kanye could wake up one random morning and give away every single car in the compound to friends… and we’re not talking Corolla ooo — Lamborghinis 😳

Kim said she’d come home asking:
“Where are all our cars? Even my new one?”
And Kanye would casually reply:
“Oh, I gave them away.” 😭

And this isn’t new behavior. Kanye reportedly gifted The Game TWO 2025 silver Mercedes-Maybach S680s, custom-wrapped in chrome — each worth millions 😳

They even say if you meet Kanye on the road and he notices you don’t have shoes… he might just remove his own and give them to you.

[Agotch Wrangler @Paulmaluki]

@ntsa_kenya @Educatedfool__ Is results not confidential?

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

2021: No salary increase
2022: No salary increase
2023: No salary increase
2024: No salary increase
2025: No salary increase

2026:
Employee: “Kindly accept my resignation.”

Boss: “But you’re doing such a great job! Why are you leaving?”

Employee: “I’ve received a new job offer with a 65% salary increase, and there’s also a guaranteed annual raise based on performance.”

48 hours later…

Boss: “We’ll also give you a 95% raise—just don’t leave!”
Employee: “Sorry, it’s too late now.”

Lesson for Leaders:
Employees don’t leave only because of money—they leave when they feel undervalued or unappreciated.

Retaining good employees isn’t just about increasing their pay; it requires recognition, growth opportunities, and proactive leadership.

Take care of your best employees— before they decide to leave you.

[Agotch Wrangler @Paulmaluki]

@CaptKigen Can it be named Kalonzo stadium?

[Agotch Wrangler @Paulmaluki]

@billyinohio Yeah

[Agotch Wrangler @Paulmaluki]

@amenya_nelson Do demand and supply apply or suppression and corruption are some of the major factors. Ama language barrier?

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

How an Absentee Landlord Lost Property to an Occupant via Adverse Possession

https://t.co/qa6Ar4oBKq

[Agotch Wrangler @Paulmaluki]

@MikeSonko That's a coalition to embezzle public funds