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When a friend asks for help, you help them.

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Don’t be your own worst enemy; be your own best friend.

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Someone tell the kids over on TikTok that “etcetera” is not pronounced “exetra” please and thanks.

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🍔 in 🏝️

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@EmilySaladino Best store in the world. I miss that place.

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Target in San Clemente 2 minutes before they open is pretty funny…

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The obvious evolution of TikTokers serving food straight off their counter.

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Hundreds of pounds of cooked pasta mysteriously dumped in New Jersey woods leaving locals baffled.

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@Micah_McGurk Meh

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@EmilySaladino For those that don’t understand, this is Putin on the ritz.

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@EmilySaladino Sorry I couldn’t help myself. But also, Club crackers ftw.

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@jasondotnews Nobody cares about Columbus Day except Italians in NYC. Tons of people call out “sick” the day after the Super Bowl. Make the change IMO. (Ps that is my opinion I do not want to suggest I represent America or any region in any capacity)

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@Micah_McGurk “Superior genes” -Dwight Schrute

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@Micah_McGurk Real pic, just with a dumb filter that didn’t let@me@keep the reg pic. I do think my brother has me beat though.

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My wife likes Grey’s Anatomy and makes me watch it with her and it’s seriously one of the worst stupidest shows I’ve ever seen.

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Wow that latest episode of The Last of Us I think just murdered my soul. #TheLastOfUs

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@owillis Induction is better (I’m a former chef). People think we’re going back to electric coils (terrible) but that’s not the case. Also all these people railing against this idea never actually cook. They don’t cook. They never cook.

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“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.” - Iron Mike Tyson

If you want to debate him on the merits of that statement, literally or figuratively, I’d love to watch that.

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@Micah_McGurk It’s the best burrito. The best. You’ve never seen or tasted anything like it. Was that a bird in here? I guess they wanted some of this amazing AMAZING burrito. The best.

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@laurenthehough You know why Samoas are the best Girl Scout cookie? Cause you always want Samoa them.

(That’s also not true everybody knows a frozen Thin Mint is the best)