Paulsmosis

Award winning hugger / wedding dancer. Semi-pro board game player, tech geek / watch nerd. Raised NC/FL, grew up in the Bay, now calling PDX home

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You know I’m not a huge pot stirrer but I have to say it… the new Costco muffins are trash #bringbackthemoist

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@MyMenchies why is your Lake Oswego, OR store ALWAYS closed due to staffing shortages?!? What kinda froyo closes at 7/8pm in the summer?!

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King of the mid-range! You’ll be sorely missed in the rose city @CJMcCollum

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Talked to my son at LOJ, he said they found a note in the bathroom at LOHS. They are patting down all the students now to clear the school

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The letter “O”got robbed for the all star game straight up. I voted for you @Dame_Lillard ! Y’all stay sleepin on him

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My brother has finally made the jump up to Portland and is ready to start taking new clients, please book online at https://t.co/SNZbNZXpC4 and check out his work https://t.co/qAhhc6rc7V

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

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@garyowencomedy *Washington Football Teams D Line is NASTY ... LOL

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Let’s go @trailblazers !!!

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Lakers. Blazers.

Can't wait 🍿

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Outer Banks on Netflix is like if The OC and Lords of Dogtown had a baby - My bro. He’s not wrong

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So hard to listen to the Mavs/Clippers game on @NBATV with this commentator. Dude, clear your throat or call in sick!! It’s maddening and makes me clear my throat @NBA #cmonman #ahhem #coughcough

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Land shark!! #Pouncey #Fluffy #WildMutt https://t.co/rKKlzRZU0R

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SOLD OUT IN MINUTES! Daaaaaamn

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@RyShute4 @Its_TerryTime @highsnobiety @Nike @sneakersnstuff @SneakerNews I can’t order mine until Saturday. I saw the green and blue ones too but still going red on Saturday!

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@RyShute4 @Its_TerryTime @highsnobiety @Nike @sneakersnstuff @SneakerNews I can’t order mine until Saturday. I saw the green and blue ones too but still going red on Saturday!

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@RyShute4 @Its_TerryTime @highsnobiety @Nike @sneakersnstuff @SneakerNews https://t.co/RgKZFJRfGK. I still rock the reds though if they ever decide to look for the hijacked truck

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@Its_TerryTime @RyShute4 @highsnobiety @Nike @sneakersnstuff @SneakerNews They are dropping some sick Slam Jam white Blazer 77’s tomorrow but looks like local drop or exclusive only. Still doesn’t answer WHERE ARE MY HABANERO RED ONES?!

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Lies

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@tdtbaa @highsnobiety These are cop em for sure

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Spotted a white-tipped land shark out in the wild #ShesAWetMutt #StopNippingMe #Zoomies @ Durham, Oregon https://t.co/nhV9mmwlPC