Paul Mitchell

Whatever it is, I'm against it. c/o The Diogenes Club, Belfast.

[Paul Mitchell @PaulvonMitchell]

@campbellclaret Ahhhh #brexit. .. the only election result in history where the winners demand that the losers provide the solutions to the problems caused by the winners. #stopbrexit

[Paul Mitchell @PaulvonMitchell]

@robinlustig Seriously? @BBCRadio4 what are you thinking ?

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Reform UK object to foreign nationals living in social housing. But not to foreign nationals buying their leader a house for a million quid.

[Paul Mitchell @PaulvonMitchell]

#NEDJPN Two teams playing in colours not on their national flags.

[Paul Mitchell @PaulvonMitchell]

@BBCWorldatOne Seriously... Scotland win their first World Cup natch in 36 years and you don't even mention it? Bet you you would have if England had won. @JonnyDymond

[Yanis Varoufakis @yanisvaroufakis]

Tony Blair is the living embodiment of what happens when political office becomes a down payment on future plunder. Ejected in 2007 by his own MPs as a massive liability, he bequeathed Britain a wild casino economy primed for the 2008 crash. And when the British economy crashed and burned, Mr Blair kept quiet while honing his skills at securing power by other means.

His first job, after his ejection from 10 Downing Street, was as the West’s Middle East envoy, with a supposed emphasis on Gaza. It took six painful years for Mr Blair’s tenure to prove a failure so profound it amounted to active complicity in Israel’s ethnic cleansing, in Palestinian erasure, and in paving the ground for the ongoing genocide.

Soon after, the Chilcot Inquiry demolished Blair’s Iraq lies, exposing him as a liar, a chancer and a war criminal responsible for countless corpses of Iraqis, but also of British soldiers.

Then came Blair’s real innovation: the financialisation of the ex-premiership itself. The Tony Blair Institute, fuelled by £130 million from Oracle's Larry Ellison—coincidentally, the largest individual donor to the Friends of the IDF—became a shadow state, brokering governance contracts for autocrats and companies like Palantir that weaponise AI to produce mega-death abroad and full-on surveillance of Western populations.

Now, in May 2026, this corporate fixer issues a 5700 word tantrum demanding that Labour embrace Trump even more than Starmer already has, denounce what is left of Labour’s betrayed Green New Deal, and trash the remnants of workers' rights. This is not the wisdom of an aging statesman. It is the frantic squirming of a man fearing his grip on oligarchic power might soon wane and whose entire post-10 Downing Street existence depends on preventing the many from ever reclaiming what the few have plundered.

https://t.co/1Onlpx9Nkh

[Paul Mitchell @PaulvonMitchell]

I came, I Sawe, I conquered !

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

WHAT HAVE WE JUST WITNESSED? 🤯

Sabastian Sawe has just become the first person in history to run a sub two-hour marathon in race conditions.

Yomif Kejelcha was also under two hours for second!

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

This one is so much more accurate than the original.

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

“Open the Strait of Hormuz or I’m closing the Strait of Hormuz”

[UNITED24 @U24_gov_ua]

Sean Penn won an Oscar, but instead of accepting his well-deserved award at last Sunday’s ceremony, he went to Ukraine.🇺🇦

During one of his previous visits, Sean gifted one of his other Oscars to @ZelenskyyUa.

Thank you for standing with Ukraine — one battle after another💙💛

[Paul Mitchell @PaulvonMitchell]

@cathynewman @SkyNews Aww Cathy. I've only just recovered from John Snow leaving C4 news. Good luck.

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

I think 'Shoot! Shoot! Oh he's done him, he's done him, he's done him, he's done him! Yeah!' should be carved in stone outside Hampden Park.

[Paul Mitchell @PaulvonMitchell]

@DannyDrinksWine Casablanca ... Everyone Comes to Rick's.

[Paul Mitchell @PaulvonMitchell]

@piersmorgan Yeah, "deliberately misleading" ..

[Paul Mitchell @PaulvonMitchell]

@JimAllister Knowing what you now know do you regret supporting brexit?

[Paul Mitchell @PaulvonMitchell]

@stats_feed Butterfield diet

[Paul Mitchell @PaulvonMitchell]

Who Framed Roget's Thesaurus? #ASongOrMovieForTypesOfBooks

[Paul Mitchell @PaulvonMitchell]

Ersatzurday Night Fever #ASongOrMovieForImitating