Paul Jellison

[Paul Jellison @Paulydiamond]

Caught a foul ball barehanded at the #WhiteSox game tonight.

[Paul Jellison @Paulydiamond]

When people are lined up to get a crappy windbreaker, not the product on the field in late September. #WhiteSoxSAD
@SoxOn35th

[Paul Jellison @Paulydiamond]

@MrJdorshorst Nice card, great player (some say on the way down) but these guys nowadays need to have better penmanship.

[Paul Jellison @Paulydiamond]

Does anyone know if #TomHanks was granted bail???

#FUCKQ
#FUCKTRUMP
#FUCKPUFFY
#FUCKBADBOYASARECORDLABELandASAMOTHERFUCKINGCREW

[Paul Jellison @Paulydiamond]

What a great #DAYTONA500! But did anyone notice at the finish line it said Dayton. #YourFired #Dayton500 #NASCAR

[Paul Jellison @Paulydiamond]

It's not so funny that @SouthPark is making fun of ads ever since they sold #SouthParkStudios to #Hulu it's full of ads Trey&Matt stay warm$

[Paul Jellison @Paulydiamond]

Last year Al Michaels mentioned #JackBenny as well. #NBCSports #39Forever

[Paul Jellison @Paulydiamond]

In baseball they have unwritten rules, I wish the same applied to stretch pants. Sounding like a tug boat "tooooooooooooooBIG"

[Paul Jellison @Paulydiamond]

Why would the #Dodgers and Donnie baseball part ways. Who are they going to get thats any better or does Donnie have something else lined up

[Paul Jellison @Paulydiamond]

@dhill1220 I think you had a good idea when you said I should just hang up at sign at the grocery. One success and it will be of and running

[Paul Jellison @Paulydiamond]

@dhill1220 Just wait 10 more minutes and it will be on again. I HATE #COMMERCIALS.

[Paul Jellison @Paulydiamond]

@dhill1220 you are correct sir!!!

[Paul Jellison @Paulydiamond]

@dhill1220 that's true, but he pounds his mitt when he says it.

[Paul Jellison @Paulydiamond]

Really annoyed by this Buster Posey ad where he says he and the doctor both wear gloves. Catchers&1B use #mitts. #esurance

[Paul Jellison @Paulydiamond]

#ESPN just ran the same #draftkings commercial back to back. Enough is enough

[Paul Jellison @Paulydiamond]

@RealMichaelKay @DonLagreca make sure you guys grab a Italian beef while you're in town they are the best. #ChicagoItalinbeef

[Paul Jellison @Paulydiamond]

@jonjanderson I should have said all teams will have Royal Blue hats. #Yankees are navy blue. Yankees got it one more game then the #Reds

[Paul Jellison @Paulydiamond]

The #ASTROS are the only team left in the #MLBPlayoffs that don't have blue hats.

[Paul Jellison @Paulydiamond]

@dhill1220 All it needs is one success story...

[National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum ⚾ @baseballhall]

#OTD 1920: Stan Coveleski's 3rd #WorldSeries win gives #Indians the title. He finishes with 2 runs allowed in 27 IP. http://t.co/J2a3ay8ROx