Pavan Mehta

Problematic, but in a sexy, ironic way

[Pavan Mehta @PavanMehta11]

A man pretended to love me so he could steal my family’s cabbage farm. I live here now. I no longer eat cabbage. The last time I saw him, he told me I had no passion, that’s why it was so easy to lie to me. I will see him again someday and show him just how passionate I can be.

[Brian 💐 @_Sheehogue_]

Today for Pride I am remembering the guy who opened on Grindr by sending me a picture of my face with an aging filter on it

[daniel matthew @danielm63748106]

She was a dutch missionary, he was an Indonesian fisherman and in the summer of 1745 they made love on his little boat. she had come to smash his polytheistic pagan idols, but he hid one from her: a tall porcelain fertility goddess which he smashed himself only after she was gone

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

no no no…god granted YOU the serenity to accept the things you cannot change…god granted ME the swag (OCD) to change all things if i do Enough Rituals…

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

we ball

[peter @arabatman_]

the lion does not concern himself with his DSM-5 diagnosis

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

Vance meets the Pope, he dies. He goes to India, terror attacks. Vance is an avatar of Shiva that was created when he married Usha. The real Vance is gone, all we are left with is the Vance of Kali Yuga.

[Chris Faulkner @ChristFaulk]

@afrocosmist War forever is a slogan, a dream sheet to get you off planet. I went straight from the penal colony to the ice wreckers. Two hundred men on a wrecking ball, no weapons, no munitions. They count the bodies as combatants just the same. All we fought was the cold.

[Varun Mehta @runesters]

healthy young soldier is sent to Europan tundra, gets pumped with massive shot of experimental self-warming biochemicals, doesn't feel good and- FROSTBITE.
Many such cases!

[angel mars @ultrap0p]

hooked up with a guy he came in 15 seconds and it made me feel like a woman

[Pavan Mehta @PavanMehta11]

Sometimes things are good because they are bad, I think

[ab @itgirlab]

tf you got an under 18 folder for?! somebody need to start 🔫ing yall.

[꩜ ⥉ 𝐣𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐥 ꩜ ⥉ moved accts! @apollodotorg]

i love going “streets are saying” before i say something i literally just made up

[Pavan Mehta @PavanMehta11]

Fucking HUH???? LABNEH IS LITERALLY LEVANTINE WHAT R WE SAYINGGG

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

I’m speechless

[Pavan Mehta @PavanMehta11]

Being a crazy person who gives other people, crazy and not, advice cuz ppl are like “the call in coming from inside the house” and I’m like yea I’m actually the house and I’m calling YOU

[Pavan Mehta @PavanMehta11]

In that way that ppl use “gay” to mean bad, I’m gonna start using “kind” in the same way to mean good stuff

[Pavan Mehta @PavanMehta11]

My gender identity is Tilda Swinton

[Pavan Mehta @PavanMehta11]

Also, some of u are men who have not de-centralized women, in the way that society/media coaches what is attractive.

[Pavan Mehta @PavanMehta11]

Too many of u are bisexual. Some of u are lesbians who have not yet de-centered men (oracular prophecy) (you will)

[discredux @discredux]

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