@WinooskiNormal@crayfishnettle Thank you, friend. And let me know if you ever need a second set of hands (note: NOT brain) for any help/projects/pet sitting (if relevant)- always just a call or a few blocks' walk away.
@alex_nicole4@antifamanchin I see him on Switch Online - frustrating that there is no message option.
@senhorraposa, do you have a way of contacting Torriangray?
@WinooskiNormal@SkolGeek Vikings fan for 17 years and left mainly due to pass interference calls from QBs tripping near a defender. And Deshaun Watson getting that contract.
15/17 years were lows. I was born in the lows.
@metallidan "The arrests will continue until Dan tunes in - and then the arrests will double."
Draftkings ought to let us bet on who gets arrested for betting on games/illegal poker.
@CylasMC@JonCampbellNY It's crazy how we keep shifting standards for candidates. Eric Adams won his election by promising he'd coach the Bills *to* AFC Championships.
@WinooskiNormal@SkolGeek Thinking about getting back into football. As a former Vikings fan of 17 years: how are the Eagles doing and how many times do I have to watch Silver Linings Playbook before I can shout "go birds" in the Winooski circle
@WinooskiNormal I tried to explain to him that you wouldn't recognize me (immediately) if you woke up. I said, "His thang is always out, I don't want to get clapped." But this is our higher calling and dying in service makes me a martyr. I don't think sleep tokens are a thing, but scared to quit
@WinooskiNormal Won't believe him *doing this* was real. I guess he chalks it up by saying they'll think it's a benadryl-induced hallucination. I don't know if we're doing the right thing, but I'm still going to work now.
@WinooskiNormal Also: when he does this in Burlington, he's nude. He says it's so people won't believe him if they wake up as he reaches under their pillows. He's been shot twice, tazed thrice. This is the reality of the job market for me.
@WinooskiNormal I only know this because I'm interning for the dude after a year of unemployment. He pays me in tokens that I immediately hand back to him. I don't know his name. I think the tokens are benadryl, just being passed back and forth.
@WinooskiNormal You get one every night you sleep well. Dude comes in tooth fairy style. You can redeem the tokens for all-nighters without consequence. It's the same dude taking back the tokens. Nobody ever talks about this, glad you bit.