PawPawThompson

Engineer, chaos translator, asshole, occasional dipshit, expert coffee drinker, and still just never good enough.

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@pnwguerrilla Dumb... but delicious.

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@libsoftiktok I feel like we've seen this movie.

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@garner_forest @IfindRetards Exactly. If they want equal pay they're welcome to help me troubleshoot a 575 volt system inside the house sized paint oven. We can even discuss the responsibility gap while we sweat out a few gallons.

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@japan_nobunaga Kintsugi is a wonderful art.
It always reminds me that if one puts in the work, disaster is never permanent.
I would love to learn this.

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@atensnut Yeah. If I can forget my ex, I can forget about 2.5m for a year.

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@BulletHolz @krassenstein Guess nobody would pick him up so he could see

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@mattvanswol One can be highly educated and still be an idiot. Arrogance is the shield of fools.

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@RepLuna What baffles me is for nearly a century we can split atoms and harness immense power but the climate cult has convinced people that windmills, a thousands of years old invention, are better because they're scared of something they lack the intelligence to understand.

[EM Burlingame - 蒲 奕 言 @EMBurlingame]

When it comes to relying upon Congress, et al...

"One places no serious trust in the steadfastness of a prostitute, even when that prostitute occupies high elected station. In choosing the profession they have already declared that their favor is for sale to whichever suitor flatters most artfully and compensates most generously."

-E.M. Burlingame

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@dustinemills47 Hope he finds the home fires still burning.

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@GuntherEagleman The courts have failed the people Gunther. Why do you think more legal circlejerking would be the solution?

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@MrLeadslinger The best gun is the closest gun. Any port will do in a storm.

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@Interior No thanks.
I can watch Indians f up my country at any gas station.

[BORED @BoredElonMusk]

Socialism is not communism the same way HIV isn’t AIDS.

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@CarolinaOuest Yeah no way. That water's full of parasites. Sidewalk too.

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@harveyspistols IMO he went easy on the demon.
I've seen enough to know it ain't over 'til the head comes off.

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@BasedMikeLee @grok What is the average salary of a 25 year old American man and how much would the same man need to earn to support a family of 4 on his income alone?
Short answer please.

[Publius Decius Mus @Borge_Baldwin]

Buc-ee’s whole concept was just “what if a gas station wasn’t owned by indians” and it’s a national phenomenon now.

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@FarmGirlCarrie Same energy. 🤣
https://t.co/qrOxAy1yGC

[Ideal Lady @Ideallady5]

When the ice cream is too good to eat one bite at a time. 🍦😂❤️

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@CollinRugg Suburban catfish.
All mouth, no ass...