🚨 Shadow Milk Cookie goes viral for not knowing how to play chess in Earthbread annual chess competition 2026.
"NONSENSE! I do know how to play! It's literally my whole THEME! You just have to... Uh- mhm... Uhhh..." He crashes out.
Okay I tried to make spaghetti…
here’s everything that went wrong
Burned the water
uncooked the noodles (HELP there’s flour and eggs everywhere*
Melted the pot
summoned another 4D cake hound
Nearly blew up the stove
Made cold fire
melted a wooden spoon
oh and gave up
– Mr Red Velvet Cookie is the one that brings us presents! He last got us two cute matching outfits for the winter!
– We love them. The gift was very kind..