Mike, if you want this job, you need to spend five nights at freddy’s. Okay sounds simple enough, can I bring my Sister to the Location? Yes that’s fine, but don’t be mistaken, this isn’t some sort of Pizzeria Simulator. / Fnaf movie if it was written by fans / video meme
Watching Jax announce “I’m the amazing digital transsexual” before revealing his amazing digital tits™ in 4 dimensional clarity just as the Jax yumeshipper in the front row detonates their suicide vest
as a kid I used to have to think of absurd mental workarounds to get over my fears so when I was really scared of nightmare fredbear I told myself he WAS real but trapped in China and the laws of the universe only allowed him to take one step towards me per year