Emily Paxton

[Emily Paxton @PaxtonEmily]

@Y2SHAF @ItsOnlyBigDom untouchable

[Emily Paxton @PaxtonEmily]

People with electric cars are laughing at us rn

[Emily Paxton @PaxtonEmily]

@GFPhillips94 👏🏻😂

[Emily Paxton @PaxtonEmily]

Thought I was living my best single life and thriving, but my dad called me a spinster today and I am now looking for a husband

[Andrew Macfarlane @andrewmacfnz]

919 cases in New South Wales today, but here’s a video of a quokka being amazed by a man juggling, so all is not lost!

[Emily Paxton @PaxtonEmily]

Wasn’t looking where I was walking on the way into work and a car park barrier closed on my head in front of loads of people, pure embarrassing & I’m currently looking for a new place to work

[The Niamhmare Before Christmas 🎃 (she/her) @Niamh_F_Kielb]

I would like the public to know, NURSES IN INTENSIVE CARE DO NOT EARN THIS. I am top of my band as a 5, after over 6 years. I earn roughly £26,000 a year, working most weekends, doing agency & nights.
This is HORSE SHITE.

[Emily Paxton @PaxtonEmily]

@SophieeAnneB Thanks soph😭❤️

[Emily Paxton @PaxtonEmily]

Been qualified as a nurse a year today and what a shit show of a year it’s been, can I give my degree back?

[Emily Paxton @PaxtonEmily]

How it started vs how it’s going

[Emily Paxton @PaxtonEmily]

Asked a woman in tesco where the chorizo was, said it 3 times very clearly and she replied “what like the pudding”, No love nothing like the pudding