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@girldarkhelmet THAT SUCKS BUTT ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ I want them to let you back into the fandom and furthermore I want you to get everything else you’ve ever wanted. Also it sucks that the toontown fandom is mostly on tumblr because middle schoolers turn fandoms into police states on there

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@girldarkhelmet Is it a problem of the fandom just being full of 14 year olds who are so woke they’re unwoke or what. what do they care

[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

Heartbreaking: Autistic who thinks they're fairly well socialised discovers they have "the voice"

[tournie @farganargle]

my bf actually lost his mind at the state of my reddit tl earlier

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@girldarkhelmet wait wart happened

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When I made my friend watch It’s Pat and she was like “I think it’s hot how obsessed the sexy neighbor is with Pat”

[cody @timebreaths]

how it feels to get your friend into a media and they actually like it

[Jimmy “Fucking” Tzu @00JimmyT]

What if instead of Greek life, it was Chinese life

[gabs @pinkzuku]

unable to sleep cus i keep laughing at the jokes i made earlier

[mucus 🧪 @PayedUser]

THE TICKING OF MY WATCH IS TOO LOUD. I NEED TO KEEP THIS THING AT THE FAR END OF MY ROOM. I HEAR IT AND I BECOME FRIGHTENED. IT KEEPS ME FROM SLEEP

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now i get why guys stim with their feet this feels like somebody is shooting me with the eternal orgasm ray

[mucus 🧪 @PayedUser]

it’s my special picture what do you guys think

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mama y papa

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hello boys

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anybody wanna start saying nimrod all the time. nimrod nimrod nimrod nimrod i hate that stupid nimrod nimrod nimrod nimrod nimrod my mom’s a nimrod my dog’s a nimrod my neighbour’s a nimrod fuck that dopey nimrod

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Ohhhhhh who’s a little all nighter pulling nimrod who has therapy in 5 hours!!!!

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who else got the ovulation testosterone surge that makes you stay up all night

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the bloodmobiiiiile the bloodmobiiiiiiile
a delivery service inside us

[mucus 🧪 @PayedUser]

if you don’t listen to They Might Be Giants’ albums for kids you’re a fake ass fan and you hate kids and you hate grown men too apparently. and you make me sick. you make me sick.

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ohhhh my god that was a close one holy shit