Payne 🇺🇸

Currently an IT Systems and Support Manager 👨🏻‍💻, sometimes an Actor 🎭, forever an Auburn Man 🐅 🦅. Expert consumer of content. #DogDad

[Payne 🇺🇸 @PayneHJ]

I’M SO FIRED UP 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Told you.

[Payne 🇺🇸 @PayneHJ]

@MrBeast @MrBeast 3,914,672 pennies!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The National Anthem hits different on America’s 250th birthday 🇺🇸

[Danny Conrad @DannyJConrad]

Happy Fourth - dan Gogh

[whitesoxdave @barstoolWSD]

Happy 250th birthday, America

“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 https://t.co/emZakVTeaP

[Payne 🇺🇸 @PayneHJ]

“How can we be in a living room…while on a lake?”

America rocks! #USA

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

The Mount Rushmore of America 🇺🇸

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

The Mount Rushmore of America 🇺🇸

[Payne 🇺🇸 @PayneHJ]

Happy 4th, y’all!!!

Hey, listen real quick… Come together, love on each other, and be proud of this great country we’ve inherited from the unwaivering Americans that came before us. We have the privilege to be able to work through the low points and regain the soaring highs of the American Dream.

It’s not always sunshine and rainbows, and I’m thankful for that. How else would we realize how truly rewarding the “good times” are without spending time amongst the “bad”?

Freedom allows Perspective, which allows Empathy, which allows Healing, which allows Safety, which allows Prosperity.

Thank you, America! All of you! I love you!

Now go give your hunny a smooch and light up the sky with fire! 🎆🤟🏻🇺🇸

#USA

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Payne 🇺🇸 @PayneHJ]

@stoolpresidente Good, someone has got to reign in the @stoolsalesguy shirtless joyrides #thinkofthekids

[Payne 🇺🇸 @PayneHJ]

To no one’s surprise, Big Cat with the tweet of the night

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

We need that Texas Tech judge to free Balogun

[Payne 🇺🇸 @PayneHJ]

We’re the best. Don’t even need a full team. Hahahaha 🇺🇸⚽️ #USA

[Payne 🇺🇸 @PayneHJ]

@UncleChaps I hear there’s a @PardonMyTake book coming out in August…surely that’s the closest release date for a book that fits the requirements 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Payne 🇺🇸 @PayneHJ]

@DanteTheDon This is probably me… I’m late to the Barstool bandwagon (hopped on in 2024), and I’ve mostly consumed the Barstool YouTube content only. Excited to catch a glimpse of the work that went into getting Barstool to where it is today. @stoolpresidente

[Payne 🇺🇸 @PayneHJ]

@OhioTate I know a rhetorical question when I see one!

[Payne 🇺🇸 @PayneHJ]

@hannahcmontoya Best @TomScibelli impression I’ve seen all week!

[Payne 🇺🇸 @PayneHJ]

‘Devs’ on Hulu is a masterpiece! I watched it when it first aired years ago, and I’m still thinking about it! Check it out if you haven’t yet.

[Polygon @Polygon]

Disney's 8-part dystopian sci-fi thriller is so brilliant you'll binge it in a single night https://t.co/ld0zzPblao

[Animelover @BhdAnkur]

No

[Payne 🇺🇸 @PayneHJ]

@Zblackerby It feels real this time around, @Zblackerby. Is it just me? Obviously we need to see it translate to wins on the field, but just my observations of Golesh and Staff’s work thus far and the way recruits talk about them and AU.