Sean Payrot

it’s a great day to have a day

[Sean Payrot @Payrot_14]

Man I love this life

[Sean Payrot @Payrot_14]

Finally at the point where I’m excited to talk about my golf game with my coworkers and what do they talk about every second of every day? Pickleball…

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

This is a very old school double minor. This was game of the year

[Sean Payrot @Payrot_14]

The men’s bathroom at my local dive has a sign that says “employees must wash hands before returning to work”. There’s one male employee. He owns the bar, he bought that to laugh at every time he goes

[Mike Gould @miketgould]

Rest assured that no matter what colour medal Brady Tkachuk earns today, he'll spend the first 30 minutes after he receives it trying to unwrap the chocolate inside

[Sean Payrot @Payrot_14]

My toxic trait is thinking I’m in the Isle of Man TT on my gixxer on 481

[Sean Payrot @Payrot_14]

@NHL You’re telling me I’m getting blackout restrictions in Syracuse, for a game that’s in Toronto?

[Sean Payrot @Payrot_14]

Started my snowblower for the first time this season and it ran on the first pull. Cannot describe the euphoria I felt

[Sean Payrot @Payrot_14]

Absolutely love small town living, showed up to the bar and before I sat down my beer was ready and waiting. Two out of towners show up and get ID’d immediately

[Sean Payrot @Payrot_14]

Forewarning if a family member asks about your love life the answer “all my kids are gonna have four legs” is not the correct answer

[Sean Payrot @Payrot_14]

I’m just gonna go ahead and say it:

We’ve all done this

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

This is the story of his life, right here.

Caddy tosses a ball on the ground, then POTUS pretends it's the shot he made.

[Sean Payrot @Payrot_14]

So I’m still getting taxed on all OT and will only possibly get it partially back when filing my taxes? Wow what a promise made and kept! 🤡

[Sean Payrot @Payrot_14]

So no tax on overtime AND less craft breweries popping up? Yeah vote yes on this shiz #CTESPN

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The latest Senate draft bill will destroy millions of jobs in America and cause immense strategic harm to our country!

Utterly insane and destructive. It gives handouts to industries of the past while severely damaging industries of the future.

[Sean Payrot @Payrot_14]

On the bright side at least they aren’t Nigerian princes anymore

[Arlington National Cemetery @ArlingtonNatl]

On June 2, 2025, Sergeant of the Guard Sgt. 1st Class Andrew Jay took his final walk as a Tomb Guard at Arlington National Cemetery. In a powerful farewell, he laid roses at each crypt of the Unknown Soldiers, then walked off the plaza hand in hand with his 8-year-old son, Finn.

[Sean Payrot @Payrot_14]

Worst part of the cup being lifted is knowing hockey is over until September

[Sean Payrot @Payrot_14]

Tomorrow never comes.

[Flow State @1FlowState]

15 Deep Lines That Will Make You Think:

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[Sean Payrot @Payrot_14]

Neighbors out doing yard work blasting Mo Bamba, boy did i just give that poor man a heart attack reminding him I’m half his age purely outta instinct iykyk

[Sean Payrot @Payrot_14]

Disagreeable does not mean unprofessional

Disagreeable does not mean unprofessional

Disagreeable does not mean unprofessional

Disagreeable does not mean unprofessional

Seems like we’ve changed what the word for constructive criticism is

[Sean Payrot @Payrot_14]

Shift work is crazy, the waitresses at the local diner knows my weekend order now… not sure if I need to make life changes or if I’m actually livin the dream these days

[Sean Payrot @Payrot_14]

The dad response “👍” is because is either
A) they can’t figure out how to just like an iMessage
Or
B) their thumbs are too broken to double tap or hold the message

Recent studies show my dad is in both groups