patty🥰

✨let’s be friends✨

[patty🥰 @PaytonGraham8]

so so blessed

[Dreamweaver @DreamweaverOnX]

can’t even be bothered to find out what the $12.99 is from apple anymore

whatever bro just take it I got a lot going on

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

god i hate my girlfriend

[lacey @emomommie]

why are your balls in My court

[WITCHY shibshabyuri 😈 @shibshabyuri]

in Bed 😊😊 homewrok not done 😊😊 hair not washed 😊😊 room not clean 😊😊 twitter time!!

[isabel @isabawl]

I should’ve gone to bed earlier literally every night of my life so far

[𝐊𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐇𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 ✮⋆˙ @grandtheftnoise]

As a man you’re automatically on thin ice with me

[deandrea ✨ @deannichole_]

I hate when men be like "I guess im just a piece of shit 🥺😔"

Yeah. You are. ✌🏽

[mary @elaine_stritch]

I am torn because I really just wish we were all a little kinder and a little more gentle with each other BUT I also hate everybody and everybody annoys me

[moon milf @loremachina]

If I’m asking you to jump on a call, it’s because you’re not reading my fucking emails

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

please hesitate to reach out

[Hermit Thrush Ⓜ️ @Hermit_Thrush]

You know what? Fuck it. I'm sharing my one-time code. It's 284495

[latke @latkedelrey]

me when other people need help: that’s so normal girl. that’s so understandable. nothing to be embarrassed about

me when i need help: i need to be killed.

[♰ @heavens_sickest]

wish i could be a chill girl but unfortunately my cortisol is always high and i always have the anxiety levels of a prey animal being hunted

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

for anyone on their last straw

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

Me if I got that Miami bumble text from my “golden retriever bf”:

[Sam @samhtfc1907]

someone at snapchat needs to fuck off with all the random notifications

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

It was called a computer room, and we used to leave the internet there.

[jynx @miiagarro]

why is it always "shower? without me?" and never "shopping? without my card?"

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

maybe i do want kids