Payton Moore

You know what they say Clark If you don't buy a ticket you won't win the raffle.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I truly believe that if the forefathers were told that over 200 years from the time they wrote the Constitution it would still be the end all be all for all major decisions in this country they’d laugh and call us idiots. Let’s write laws now for year 4050 and see how they hold

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

MAGA! https://t.co/jFf5ONASlv

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Thank you Kanye, very cool! https://t.co/vRIC87M21X

[SEC Country @SECcountry]

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[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

There is no such thing as “your truth.” There is the truth and your opinion. https://t.co/oLg7vL9lFM

[KFC UK @KFC_UKI]

McDonald’s leader Ronald just stated he has a “burger on his desk at all times”. Will someone from his big shoed, red nosed regime inform him that I too have a burger on my desk, but mine is a box meal which is bigger and more powerful than his, and mine has gravy! #nuclearbutton

[Tate @tcolyar15]

So I met Flash from Zootopia today.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

OMG you mean people who pay income taxes will see more benefit from a tax cut than people who don't? STOP, YOU'RE KILLING AMERICANS!

[GregGutfeld @greggutfeld]

reminds me of the dope going to Pawn Stars, thinking the antique sword they took from gramps garage was gunna make them rich. then they find out it's from Toy R Us. https://t.co/trhmd0JYTg

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

So @realDonaldTrump saves three UCLA basketball players from Chinese prison and it gets less sports media coverage than LeBron ripping Trump on Instagram. Fascinating.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Left: More laws!
Right: Gov isn't enforcing current laws; armed citizen stopped the shooter. You'd take his gun.
Left: You ❤️ massacres!

[Nick Wadhams @nwadhams]

Abe dumped his fish food first.

[Ian Miles @ianmiles]

Nicely edited video, CNN. Zoom in real close so nobody can see Shinzo Abe emptying his container first. https://t.co/PIAnlgpNbD

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

The dude broke FIVE of Senator Paul's ribs and he hopes they can go back to being neighbors? https://t.co/lVsOSPZMsq

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Bruce Maxwell, who lied about Huntsville waiter & knelt during MLB national anthem, arrested on gun assault charges: https://t.co/44yqUSRMEF

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Western civilization had a decent run https://t.co/PsrzYcYnL4

[Michy Batshuayi @mbatshuayi]

Calling for Batsman ? 🦇
I got yall ⚽️😝⚽️

[treasure chests contain unlimited potential @GiganticPaw]

i saw a thread about this bizarre racist dingus tweet, then i looked at the replies to the original and it plays so well as a setup and punchline