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[Fan CP @Paz0s]

I missed three booty calls last night.🤦‍♂️

[Fan CP @Paz0s]

I think I found my new boo tho fr

[Fan CP @Paz0s]

I wish I could be like “ hey what’s up” and just read my mind.

[Fan CP @Paz0s]

I hate when I meet somebody for the first time and have a good connection. Then I hop into the DM‘s and write a paragraph. 🤦

[Fan CP @Paz0s]

I hate when only fans models join dating apps like motherfucker we could pay you to date you.

[Fan CP @Paz0s]

I’m complimenting you, not hitting on you.

[Fan CP @Paz0s]

My first follower is a bot. #datshitcray

[Fan CP @Paz0s]

I get so proud of myself every time I’m able to save a little more money than what I planned on spending originally.

[Fan CP @Paz0s]

I was just gifted $100 from an employee!! Whoa!! 🤯

[Fan CP @Paz0s]

I was very surprised how much money I saved over the weekend but then fucked that up by spending $100 on a Monday 🙂

[Fan CP @Paz0s]

Nothing says you’re still on vacation like having a pitcher before 12pm.

[Fan CP @Paz0s]

You don’t realize how bad you have to fart at work until you have a moment to be alone.

[Fan CP @Paz0s]

I’m gonna be single till I’m 40 then I’ll have like 2 girlfriends. 😂

[Fan CP @Paz0s]

Some coward just threw an egg at me.

[Fan CP @Paz0s]

People on electric bikes are so lazy. Where can I get one?

[Fan CP @Paz0s]

My daughter likes to remind me that I’m not too cool for the seat belt.

[Fan CP @Paz0s]

If you lost your virginity to a hottie, you’re gonna keep scoring with hotties. That’s game.

[Fan CP @Paz0s]

I just saw a bus driver help a disabled lady get on the bus then the disabled person stood up and started looking through her bags 😂

[Fan CP @Paz0s]

Those refs kept the ball away from field goal range. One would’ve caused an overtime. The other would’ve covered the spread. This game is was rigged by all the calls. #MondayNightFootball

[Fan CP @Paz0s]

Every time a loud plane passes over me I wanna say “Miiiiiiiamiii”. Iykyk 😂 🎵