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Can't we all just get along?

[Sammy Profeta @profeta_sammy]

Brady Tkachuk is being traded to the Florida Panthers to play with his brother.

Panthers immediately jump 3% on prediction markets to win the Stanley Cup next season.

#TimeToHunt

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@ABC

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@ABC

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@SportsCenter

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@sw_holocron @BRENDANWAYNE Those moron consumers and their opinions...

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@WSJ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Vote for the misogynistic sexual deviant nazi or the woman who is literally the most moderate republican, constantly voting with dems.

Hmmmm... what a conundrum.

Dopes.

[tetsuo @tetsuoai]

History's first trillionaire is a guy who catches rockets out of the sky with chopsticks and beams internet to every dead zone on the planet.

Same guy ships cars that drive themselves, humanoid robots for the factory floor, brain chips that let paralyzed people move a cursor with pure thought, and an AI running on a supercomputer his team stood up in months instead of years.

And the people crashing out about his net worth are doing it on the app he owns. The same app governments spent years trying to censor.

You cannot legislate a rocket into orbit.

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@BBCWorld This is the most "The Onion" headline I've ever seen....

What a clown show. Mainstream media is dead.

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@BrentErics10041 @EmmaVigeland Don't let facts get in Emma's way. She has a cause and fuckin hell is she pushing that shit hard.

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@ESPNInsights Sincere question here as someone who doesn't watch wnba, is she any good at actual ball? Cause this is the only thing she's known for.

Any clip I see of her, she can't handle, can't shoot and generally doesn't look athletic next to the other players on the court.

[Mariloveyou @Mariloveyouxd]

humanity is still alive there.

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@RoKhanna @grahamformaine Sure Ro 👌

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@grahamformaine Graham Platner seems to genuinely think that the reason no one likes him is because he's a Nazi, womanizing piece of garbage.

And..... he'd be right.

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@SpyTheLiar Dare I say fat face??

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@RoKhanna @grahamformaine @TroyJackson207 @dunlap4congress What happened to Ro? I remember respecting this man even while not agreeing with all his political views.

Stumping for Platner is a permanent stain that will be impossible to clean.

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@IamDijami Cleo Lemon

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@ABC @katieporterca strikes again...

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@KyleKulinski @EmmaVigeland Either you didn't read the accusations or you're a piece of shit.

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

A skateboard lands an awesome trick, and a passerby in his car stops to let him know it was awesome 😍

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@ChrisVanHollen You already book your flights to go have margaritas with her on the tax payer dime??