Pete Bancks

I work with 9 year old boys to teach them about nature and camping and how to be decent humans. Ask me about it some time!

[Pete Bancks @Pbancks]

10 year old me: Trying to convince my mom to buy me legos at Target

20 year old me: The same but now I can use bigger words

[Pete Bancks @Pbancks]

@aiello_austin Damn I’ll hope harder next time

[Pete Bancks @Pbancks]

@aiello_austin I hope you win

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

Found this killer new hot sauce, my mouth is still burning lol

[Debbie Bancks @maydaybday]

@Pbancks If she motivated you to clean, I like her already.

[Pete Bancks @Pbancks]

Dear Mom,
I met a girl recently. Is she the one? Too early to tell, haven’t gone on the first date yet. I did clean my room for the occasion

[Pete Bancks @Pbancks]

For the first time in my life I have my own rolling desk chair and now I can push and spin myself around to my heart's desire

This is love

[Pancheros @pancheros]

it's the remix to ignition
hot and fresh out the kitchen
pancheros rollin' that ‘rito
got everyone in here wishin'

[Debbie Bancks @maydaybday]

@Pbancks #soproud

[Pete Bancks @Pbancks]

Dear Mom,
School is fun I eat a lot of food with really hot hot sauce and I think my butthole is desensitized to the spicy poops

Love u bye

[Pete Bancks @Pbancks]

I haven't taken spanish since junior year in high school but I'm like 70% sure this building is named after Marc's little lake

[Pete Bancks @Pbancks]

I payed $120 for this single textbook and the publishers can't even put a picture of a gear system that actually works on the cover

[Pete Bancks @Pbancks]

What's the name for the type of eclipse where the clouds go in front of the sun

[Pete Bancks @Pbancks]

The world needs more places with complimentary popcorn

[Pete Bancks @Pbancks]

Look Mom I made the news!
https://t.co/GEQshPanYN

[Pete Bancks @Pbancks]

I bid $120 at an auction on a "Play with my dog Ranger while I do your job for 45 minutes" coupon from my boss. Completely worth every cent

[Pete Bancks @Pbancks]

I told my campers that they can't play Floor is Lava because they were getting hurt so now they're playing Everything but the Floor is Lava

[Pete Bancks @Pbancks]

@senatorfagan My kids just woke up and one of them asked me if he needed to wear dark clothes and running shoes to breakfast so the future is still bleak

[Pete Bancks @Pbancks]

@iAMKluver Crush your friends dreams yolo

[Pete Bancks @Pbancks]

@mayaaltemeier No it was a meatball at lunch

[Pete Bancks @Pbancks]

Camper Quote:
"The food is so good I feel like I died and went to heaven and came back to Earth and then Superman gave me a million dollars"