Parker Baxley

[Parker Baxley @Pbax0407]

Thank you @suicideboys for spending 2,016 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/AMIooDpHT1

[tommy 🇻🇳 @SuspendedTommy]

Me defusing the bomb in WW3 https://t.co/KKeNoyqaud

[Parker Baxley @Pbax0407]

Body like a back road i can’t remember which way this road goes

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

I’m going to tell my kids that this is Bernie Sanders

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Arguably the greatest video the internet has ever seen

[Dr. Li Qi Huang @martian_munk]

'There is no fundamental difference between men and women's brains.'

Men:
https://t.co/aAbjGcM2ic

[Parker Baxley @Pbax0407]

My favorite Dominican!

[Ardry M. @ArdryMercado]

@Pbax0407 My favorite white guy!

[talking reds @Talking_Reds]

CBS: Tennessee is making a point to protect Mariota and take him out of risky running situations

Marcus Mariota:

[nick ciarelli @nickciarelli]

These new scooters have some intense anti-theft measures. @bradfordevans and I recorded some of our weirdest interactions with them

[Parker Baxley @Pbax0407]

Cuz aliens

[ugh @gIitering]

why cant we get 1.5 million people to signup to clean the oceans

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Breaking: The Pelicans have agreed to a deal to trade Anthony Davis to the Lakers for Lonzo Ball, Brandon Ingram, Josh Hart, and three first-round picks – including the No. 4 overall in 2019 Draft, league sources tell @wojespn.

[Parker Baxley @Pbax0407]

#WeTheNorth

[Parker Baxley @Pbax0407]

@dpendonme14 @baileymiltonn I had y’all from freshman year until i could drive. I ate good

[Parker Baxley @Pbax0407]

@dpendonme14 @baileymiltonn You act like ms. Shelby didn’t just sign our attendance slips and let half the school go to Jimmys

[Parker Baxley @Pbax0407]

You better give her back her measuring cup or a water spoon. Stop mistreating her when I’m gone

[Ashley Baxley @abaxleyyy]

in case anyone has baby fever. you’re welcome

[Parker Baxley @Pbax0407]

I’m swatting her shit way harder than that

[Ashley Baxley @abaxleyyy]

@Pbax0407 teaching Elliott how to shoot a basketball