Boynton Beach drug dealer Isaiah Delgado got 30 YEARS after pleading guilty in a fatal overdose case. Went from offering next-day delivery on percs and cocaine to getting a 30 year subscription to prison. No free trials, no promo codes, and absolutely NO cancellations.
West Palm Beach’s Temu Tickle Me Elmo got 7 YEARS for mlesting a child under 12. Felony Francisco claimed he was just “tickling” her under a blanket. Even Dora couldn’t find that logic. Now Discount Epstein has a prison bunk, a roommate, and a sx offender registration.
Boynton Beach police arrested Cole Hackner, 22, after a woman accused him of brutally beating and sexually assaulting her. Police say DNA and surveillance backed her account, while Hackner allegedly kept changing his story. Even his own parents warned detectives about him.
PBSO says a man stole a Kia Carnival from Delray Kia, got tracked to a Publix, then hit an unmarked police car trying to escape. Bro risked his freedom for third row seating just to leave Publix with 3 charges, no groceries and no Kia. Generationally terrible errands.
Two West Palm Beach men were already in jail on unrelated charges when Riviera Beach police hit them with the criminal justice DLC. Travis Towns and Carlos Peavy now face second degree mrder charges in Christopher Coleman’s January klling.
They need to show the fool that was hitting this, he needs to be held accountable for his nefarious actions 🤢
A West Palm Beach exotic dancer allegedly went from side chick to supervillain after her married boyfriend finally clocked out of the extracurricular activities. Deputies say 30 year old Jaime Nicolelee Kingston previously had an affair with the man, and even after it ended, the two kept communicating until his wife apparently looked at the situation and said, “Wrap this foolishness up.” On September 25, he cut Kingston off through TextNow, and instead of taking the L and finding another married man with poor decision making skills, she allegedly started sending de*th threats toward his wife. Kingston allegedly wrote, “She needs to d*e,” threatened to sl*t her throat, told him to say goodbye to his family and promised to destroy his entire “fr*ak show family.” Girl, he stopped texting you. He didn’t ass*ssinate your bloodline.
Apparently sleeping on it did absolutely nothing because deputies say Kingston woke up the next morning and continued her audition for Palm Beach County’s Most Unhinged. She allegedly threatened to rip the man apart if she caught him in person before straight up telling him she was going to k*ll him. Detectives traced the number back to Kingston through law enforcement databases and previous incident reports, secured a warrant and arrested her Wednesday. She’s now facing charges for written threats to k*ll or cause bodily harm and illegally using a two way communication device to facilitate a felony. Imagine being the side chick, getting cut off, threatening the wife AND the husband, then discovering TextNow isn’t Witness Protection. She wanted him to leave his wife so bad, now she’s the one who might be spending some time away from everybody.
Beating it cost you…now you may have to register as a s*xual pr*dator 😭💀
A Wellington man allegedly turned a Palm Beach neighborhood into an unsolicited OnlyF*ns preview nobody subscribed to. According to PBSO, 32 year old Malcom Depas was arrested after a woman walking her puppy said a Ford Fusion pulled up beside her around 9:26 a.m. The driver repeatedly yelled “Hey,” asked her name, then allegedly pulled his penis outside his gym shorts. She initially just wanted to document the incident, but later decided to press charges. Imagine taking your puppy out to handle its business and somehow a grown man decides he needs to show you his too. Sir, put the Vienna sausage back in the package. Nobody was grocery shopping.
Deputies said a juvenile separately reported seeing the same vehicle circle a gym/clubhouse area twice before parking near the exit. She told investigators the driver opened the door and was allegedly stroking himself in plain view. One complainant later positively identified Depas, while Depas denied both allegations and claimed a relative had driven his car earlier. When deputies asked for that relative’s contact information, however, he declined to provide it. So apparently this mysterious family member can borrow the Fusion but can’t borrow a spot in the contacts list. Deputies noted the two complainants did not know each other, and Depas was arrested on a misdemeanor charge of exposure of sexual organs.
Jit said “come out with your hands up guys, the cops got us” 🐀
West Palm Beach apparently had seven dudes assemble the Avengers of unemployment just to rob a teenage barber. PBSO says three more 18 year olds, Aaron Nehemias Licona, Edwin Funes Cartagena and Jan Marcos Diaz Cruz, were arrested Tuesday, bringing the total arrests in the Okeeheelee Park robbery case to seven. Investigators say the group planned the robbery for days after Diaz was allegedly robbed while trying to sell a firearm and wanted revenge. Somehow the solution became “let’s rob the barber.” They allegedly used Instagram to book a fake haircut, got to the park early, handled firearms on surveillance footage, then hid in the woods waiting for the teen and another victim to arrive. Seven people allegedly plotting in the bushes over some Wahl clippers is the type of criminal mastermind meeting that should’ve ended with somebody’s mom calling and asking where they’re at.
Once the victims arrived, investigators say the group popped out of the woods, held one victim at gunpoint, tackled and beat the teenage barber, then stole roughly $1,200 worth of barber equipment. Previously arrested suspect Josue Jesus-Mejia allegedly identified Funes and Diaz in surveillance photos and told detectives Diaz hit the teen in the face with the butt of a gun before taking the box of clippers. After allegedly committing an armed robbery for enough barber equipment to open a booth at Supercuts, the group reportedly went to Papa John’s on Military Trail. Nothing says successful criminal operation like seven suspects, surveillance footage, somebody identifying everybody afterward, and a post robbery pizza meeting. Detectives say the investigation is still ongoing and believe even more people may have been involved. At this rate, they didn’t rob a barber, they launched a group project with felony participation points.