Mama Ang ❁

screaming into the void, probably • she/her

[Mama Ang ❁ @PchouliPrincess]

@Queen_K0701 Sorry this is so late! I posted this & then disappeared from Twitter for a week!

https://t.co/UalqPfLCFF

[Mama Ang ❁ @PchouliPrincess]

@bass_faerie Sorry it’s so late! I posted this & then disappeared from Twitter for a week lmao

https://t.co/UalqPfLCFF

[Mama Ang ❁ @PchouliPrincess]

@bass_faerie In my experience it’s been worse than giving birth, which I’ve used as my 10 on a 1-10 scale, but since these back issues in the last year I’ve bumped that down to a 9 🥲

[Mama Ang ❁ @PchouliPrincess]

You don’t understand the behavior because you would never do it

[Mama Ang ❁ @PchouliPrincess]

I just got hit on at the gas station while wearing an Adam Sandler outfit with a gross mom-bun on my head, so you could say that I still got it 💅🏻

[Mama Ang ❁ @PchouliPrincess]

I was a cheerleader for all of 2 weeks in the 5th grade ~20 years ago & sometimes I still get the little cheers stuck in my head.

[Mama Ang ❁ @PchouliPrincess]

@Writing0n My pump had a battery pack for when I wanted to be moving around but I also bought a (cheapish) phanpy wearable that got the job done when I needed it to. Wasn’t my best output but I’d use my usual pump as soon as I was home to truly empty.

[Mama Ang ❁ @PchouliPrincess]

@Writing0n I had a little insulated lunchbox I used with an ice pack & usually just stored right in the pump bottles with lids. BM can be out for up to 4 hours at room temp after you express it before its turns so you could pump & feed her without cold storing for up to 4hrs.

[Mama Ang ❁ @PchouliPrincess]

Perks of carrying 10 extra lbs: this ass

[Mama Ang ❁ @PchouliPrincess]

I have a series hangover 😫 I finished the entire hunger games series in the last month & now I have to start something new but I’m struggling 😩😩😩😩😩

[Mama Ang ❁ @PchouliPrincess]

Today is one of those days that I really rocked this mothering thing. I kicked today’s ass 😎

[Mama Ang ❁ @PchouliPrincess]

I lasted 3 months babysitting an infant while wrangling my toddler & had to call it quits. That was so hard!!! 2 under 2 or even 2 under 3 moms are rockstars I swear to god, real life superheroes. Way too much for me 🥲

[Mama Ang ❁ @PchouliPrincess]

It’s party day and I’m STRESSED

[Mama Ang ❁ @PchouliPrincess]

Ah yes, how can we make labor & birth more comfortable for the men? These are the real questions 🤡🤡🤡

[Patrick Heizer @PatrickHeizer]

While I'm out getting (real) coffee for my wife, here's my pronatalism hot take:

If hospitals actually fed the fathers and gave them a comfortable place to sleep, there would be at least one more birth per year than if they maintain the current traditions.

[Mama Ang ❁ @PchouliPrincess]

My summer mom-hack is that sunscreen makes a great hair wax/gel substitute in a pinch. Midday bed head from nap time? No problem.

[Meg | The Feminist Budget Mom @_nomadic_soul]

Is the only way for boys to succeed is if they exclude girls?

[Mama Ang ❁ @PchouliPrincess]

I don’t have any fight left in me for these recurring middle of the night 3-4 hour wake windows my toddler has been having for the last month.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Pete Hegseth texting out war plans like invites to a frat party.

[Mama Ang ❁ @PchouliPrincess]

Nothing like your planning your kid’s birthday party to realize you have 0 friends 🤣