Philip Pio

[Philip Pio @Pcon3]

http://t.co/Pmu7uDJtCH If I were to have an affair I'd make sure to have a signed prehumptial agreement.

[Philip Pio @Pcon3]

I still struggle daily with how Ed Hardy happened http://t.co/Zl2bn5tcxI

[Philip Pio @Pcon3]

SCARY BUT TRUE: statistics show that everyone who's ever used a cell phone will die http://t.co/ACVvgpkinO

[Philip Pio @Pcon3]

http://t.co/9xbCDvaxAN Your tweet is funny. You didn't hear that short, little exhale through my nose?

[Philip Pio @Pcon3]

http://t.co/E1yknC0E4Q It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

[Philip Pio @Pcon3]

Governors that use foursquare probably get really angry when they become mayor of something. http://t.co/Dkjzi1LZ

[Philip Pio @Pcon3]

http://t.co/ZwR4OSaI I never wash my fruit, in case anybody's wondering how badass I am.

[Philip Pio @Pcon3]

Hot on the east coast this week coming. Stay cool

[Philip Pio @Pcon3]

Getting ready to eat a good steak and watch the phills

[Philip Pio @Pcon3]

Chillin on hot memo day

[Philip Pio @Pcon3]

hanging out on a easy sunday morning