Paul Bryant

[Paul Bryant @PdangerBryant]

#VMred #DerbyDay

[Paul Bryant @PdangerBryant]

@timlovejoy @c4sharingmumdad seperated when my boy was just two, went to court to get 50/50. He's nearly 8 now, best thing I EVER did!

[Paul Bryant @PdangerBryant]

@bbcscienceclub

[Paul Bryant @PdangerBryant]

@mrchrisaddison
But it's not crashed yet!!!!!
RRRRrrrrrrrrrr

[Paul Bryant @PdangerBryant]

@hollywills but the planes not crashed yet?????

[@[email protected] @mrchrisaddison]

Asterisk the subtitles but don't bleep the sound. Nice. #planecrash

[Paul Bryant @PdangerBryant]

Just get the bloody thing crashed! Zzzzzzzz #planecrash

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

I named my daughter Dagstorp after where she was conceived (Ikea sofa)

[Paul Bryant @PdangerBryant]

@michaellegge yes please, nude nuns with big guns. I hear it's a classic

[Paul Kerensa @paulkerensa]

Jimmy Saville is suddenly topical, about something way back. It's all very now, then, now, then.

[Paul Bryant @PdangerBryant]

10/11 #mydecade

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

If you are threatened or offended by people disagreeing,
challenging or even ridiculing your faith, your faith can't be that strong.

[uncle chop chop♠ @chamboruso]

My wife recently joined green peace and said she had to move two whales..

...bonus, I've already packed her stuff !!

[Paul Bryant @PdangerBryant]

@Squazle my hair twin :-(

[Squazle @Squazle]

RIP Terry Nutkins #legend

[Paul Bryant @PdangerBryant]

Cowboys and aliens! Utter shite...
There's two hours of my life I won't get back

[Paul Bryant @PdangerBryant]

I'm going to invent basketball trainers that don't squeak! #annoying

[Paul Bryant @PdangerBryant]

@Squazle @mennewsdesk
Worth every penny

[Squazle @Squazle]

Let's have a really good night then spoil it by dragging out Mr Smug himself, Paul McCartney. No show without punch #London2012

[Paul Bryant @PdangerBryant]

Happy Olympic day :-)
& happy birthday to me!